Tagged By Biscuitpig
I got tagged for this meme by biscuitpig in the chaos just before CONvergence. Those of you who are meme adverse, please blame her.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kelvin
2. Kelvinius
3. Kel
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. El Dogo
2. Kelvinius
3. Sutekh
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I have decent looking eyes.
2. Not short, but not too tall either.
3. Hands.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Shlumpy posture.
2. Lack of physical strength.
3. Poor eyesight.
(I think I'm finally okay with the baldness thing.)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Norwegian
2. German
3. Danish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Bees, wasps, et al.
2. Really big flowers.
3. Getting jumped and beaten by thugs.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coffee.
2. Checking email and various blog posts.
3. Clearing my head.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Somewhat outdated madras/camp style shirt.
2. Grey casual pants.
3. Cushion shoe inserts.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Steely Dan
2. Robyn Hitchcock
3. XTC
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. "Desperado" by the Langley Schools Music Project
2. Theme from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" by the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain
3. "Heavy Artillery" by Django Reinhart and Stefan Grappeli
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Acceptance.
2. Completion.
3. Truly epic sex.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I don't have an appendix.
2. I don't have tonsils.
3. I don't have an iPod.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Skin tone.
2. Physicality/body language.
3. They tend to be better at listening, sympathizing and understanding.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Movies, especially non-current ones.
2. Improv and theater.
3. Trivia.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get a working lawnmower and mow the lawn.
2. Write some kind of synopsis or blog about CONvergence.
3. Cook a decent meal and eat it.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Advertising copywriter.
2. Lawyer (yes really).
3. Marketing for a chain of vocational schools.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. A less touristy place in the Caribbean.
2. London, UK.
3. Japan.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. ??? Don't really have any. I don't think about names much. Maybe it's because I have such a weird name to begin with.
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. A hot chick.
2. Create something I like, and that a lot of other people will like, that also results in some amount of financial reward.
3. Be consistently happy.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY YOUR SEX:
1. I like movies in which shit blows up.
2. I like beer and other forms of alcohol, but primarily beer.
3. I think about women a lot.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. No mechanical aptitude or interest.
2. I can be pretty easily emotionally moved by music and film to the point of tears. (e.g. the aforementioned version of "Desperado.")
3. I hate having dry hands and crappy nails, so I moisturize and clip pretty regularly.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kelvin
2. Kelvinius
3. Kel
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. El Dogo
2. Kelvinius
3. Sutekh
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I have decent looking eyes.
2. Not short, but not too tall either.
3. Hands.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Shlumpy posture.
2. Lack of physical strength.
3. Poor eyesight.
(I think I'm finally okay with the baldness thing.)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Norwegian
2. German
3. Danish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Bees, wasps, et al.
2. Really big flowers.
3. Getting jumped and beaten by thugs.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coffee.
2. Checking email and various blog posts.
3. Clearing my head.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Somewhat outdated madras/camp style shirt.
2. Grey casual pants.
3. Cushion shoe inserts.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Steely Dan
2. Robyn Hitchcock
3. XTC
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. "Desperado" by the Langley Schools Music Project
2. Theme from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" by the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain
3. "Heavy Artillery" by Django Reinhart and Stefan Grappeli
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Acceptance.
2. Completion.
3. Truly epic sex.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I don't have an appendix.
2. I don't have tonsils.
3. I don't have an iPod.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Skin tone.
2. Physicality/body language.
3. They tend to be better at listening, sympathizing and understanding.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Movies, especially non-current ones.
2. Improv and theater.
3. Trivia.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get a working lawnmower and mow the lawn.
2. Write some kind of synopsis or blog about CONvergence.
3. Cook a decent meal and eat it.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Advertising copywriter.
2. Lawyer (yes really).
3. Marketing for a chain of vocational schools.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. A less touristy place in the Caribbean.
2. London, UK.
3. Japan.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. ??? Don't really have any. I don't think about names much. Maybe it's because I have such a weird name to begin with.
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. A hot chick.
2. Create something I like, and that a lot of other people will like, that also results in some amount of financial reward.
3. Be consistently happy.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY YOUR SEX:
1. I like movies in which shit blows up.
2. I like beer and other forms of alcohol, but primarily beer.
3. I think about women a lot.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. No mechanical aptitude or interest.
2. I can be pretty easily emotionally moved by music and film to the point of tears. (e.g. the aforementioned version of "Desperado.")
3. I hate having dry hands and crappy nails, so I moisturize and clip pretty regularly.