I am not a good updater

Jun 26, 2006 10:50

So since I updated last, I went to NEGLECt in Florida with Tyler, went to England with my Eve Online corporation, gained 10 pounds, cut it back off, and explored a dungeon.

We succeeded in all our Cam endeavors in Florida, and failed at most of our non-Cam endeavors. Which is to say, Jake gheyed out on Team Stripperlunch, the weather wasn't good enough to hit the amusement park, and Doug my mortgage broker wasn't returning my calls so we couldn't have lunch or a drink with him. WTF.

England went significantly better, except apparently double fisting doesn't mean holding two drinks over there. So when I went up to a girl at a bar and asked her why she was the only one double fisting, she and all her friends were pretty horrified. My friend Brennan got an especial kick out of that.

And then I explored a dungeon.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Felix Catus!

I killed Darktrent182 the floating eye, Tinsoldier the goblin, Crazy Confuzled the leprechaun, Lostiniraq the orc and Cam Club Dir the nymph.

I looted the Armour of Omnipotence, a Figurine of Likwitmc, the Amulet of Omnipotence, a Figurine of Feachador, the Shield of Chellemi, the Crown of Eldestpredator, the Dagger of Omnipotence, a Figurine of Djmarionette, the Armour of Cookingwithgas, the Wand of Nka522, the Armour of Luthien Arda and 103 gold pieces.

Score: 353
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