Bahh Bahh Black Goat

[elder_goat]

I'm so jazzed - I just got off the phone with my brother, cuz I'm going to go pick up my carpentry tools from him in Arkansas sometime in the next couple of weeks. (Jonas, you still want to go? We've had some disagreements lately) He says I can have one of his dogs! His blue-tick coon hounds had a litter last year, and he still has two of the

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[invisibyron]

Yours is a foreign and terrifying country, Luke.

[invisibyron]

Save the enthusiasm for your chihuahua.

[corvuscordelia]

Okay, dogs are pretty loud and annoying and such attention whores, but that Lucy hound sounds pretty damn cool. You could definitely write a children's book about her, but PLEASE DON'T KILL HER OFF. We do not need another Old Yeller or Where the Red Fern Grows!!

[elder_goat]

Yes. And it will be called "No Dead Dogs Here."

[giftapfel]

If it comes down to it and she/he gets along with birds and a demon cat, I have a backyard.

[elder_goat]

That'd be awesome. She oughta be fine with cats - god knows there's enough of them in Matt's barn. And I imagine she wouldn't know what to make of a bird.

[giftapfel]

Then she's welcome in my own little bit of Brooklyn paradise, dear. It's not big, but it's better then being cooped up in an apartment, I'd suppose.

[elder_goat]

Awesome. Thanks! I'll give you a call - or a write - when we get back into town.

[elder_goat]

Don't you disrespect my grits, cap'n!

If you'd ever been bitten by a rattler you'd appreciate a dog that killed them!

[elder_goat]

Honestly you're not missing much, I don't care for grits. But don't tell anyone Southern, they'll revoke my membership.

You've never SEEN a raccoon? How is that possible? The bastards are everywhere! I need to take you out into the woods, you need some wildlife exposure.

[kid_skin]

Dude, totally. Uh, like, how long will we be gone for? Because I sort of need to remember to tell my boss this time.