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I pointed down under my car to show him where the gas was leaking out of two different lines. He pointed over to a third spot that it was dripping from. I just smiled at him and said "How awesome."
I've decided "how awesome" is my new favorite sarcastic response.
So there's a lot of things wrong with my car.
When they called me back and read me the list, I was trying to write it all down, but I couldn't.
Then the dude was like "We don't usually tell people not to get their cars fixed, but you really can't get yours fixed. It's dangerous. We've never seen anything like it."
Something about...
the battery terminals being corroded
the spark plugs
the antifreeze
the brake lines leaking
the brake lines being rusted
the front brake rotors being worn down
the rear suspension
the oil leaking
the fuel lines being rusted
the fuel lines being replaced with rubber tubing
the transmission being rusted and about to fall out
the anti lock brake light being on
the windshield wipers that like to end right in the middle of my windshield-sticking up
the way it shakes when it hits 40
the lack of heat/ac
the little pond that forms in my back seat every time it rains
the way i have to line up the ignition just right so i can put the key in
the way you have to kick the passenger door to make it open
My favorite special feature is the passenger window. It rolls and unrolls super manually. Like put your hand on the glass and slide it up or down manually. It's AWESOME. Everytime I lock my keys in the car, I just slide down the window and people give me wierd looks.
Well goodbye my dear car.
I've decided "how awesome" is my new favorite sarcastic response.
So there's a lot of things wrong with my car.
When they called me back and read me the list, I was trying to write it all down, but I couldn't.
Then the dude was like "We don't usually tell people not to get their cars fixed, but you really can't get yours fixed. It's dangerous. We've never seen anything like it."
Something about...
the battery terminals being corroded
the spark plugs
the antifreeze
the brake lines leaking
the brake lines being rusted
the front brake rotors being worn down
the rear suspension
the oil leaking
the fuel lines being rusted
the fuel lines being replaced with rubber tubing
the transmission being rusted and about to fall out
the anti lock brake light being on
the windshield wipers that like to end right in the middle of my windshield-sticking up
the way it shakes when it hits 40
the lack of heat/ac
the little pond that forms in my back seat every time it rains
the way i have to line up the ignition just right so i can put the key in
the way you have to kick the passenger door to make it open
My favorite special feature is the passenger window. It rolls and unrolls super manually. Like put your hand on the glass and slide it up or down manually. It's AWESOME. Everytime I lock my keys in the car, I just slide down the window and people give me wierd looks.
Well goodbye my dear car.