Spam Spammity Spam
I haven't received much spam from interesting sources lately (and I'm still holding out for that e-mail from Daniel Jackson that is allegedly running rampant throughout the Internet) but I have to tell you: If I bought every single product out there for penis enlargment that I've received in the last week alone, both I and the Caerthan website (since it's been getting spam, too) would have penises the size of Alaska.
And the song? I swear it was destiny, because it came on when I started to post this. (Hey, the boys from Brum have never let me down. Even with songs relating to penis jokes.)
Yeah, I should never be allowed near a computer with a fever...