And because I must follow up my relevance with completely insubstantial observations (lest my brain go splat explodey, as I am still mightily pissed), I will simply say: "Cibo Matto is not a band you can sing to without a Japanese accent."
Why?
The rhymes just don't work.
But, you know, when the world seems overrun with jerks, it's pretty theraputic to scream
"Extra sugar, extra salt" at the top of your mental lungs.