Yes, I know. I totally swore off this three years ago when I almost killed physics on a nano high! I ignored the forums! I went stone cold sober for, uhm, well, three years. Ish. Most of three years, anyway. Sort of three years. Three years with - look, the point is, I was sober!
Therefore, I am blaming this entirely on
lordubiquitous ,
spacepixie21 ,
cachinna ,
remarknj and
lady_puck9999 . I hope you all die in a fire or something. (Or join me in FAILING ALL OF YOUR CLASSES. EVER.)
Anybody else feeling a surge of lunatic writerly virtue? (Spread the virus! Soon we shall assimilate all humanity. It will be great.) And those of you who are: any idea what you're writing? Speak up! (So that I can plagiarize y'all shamelessly, of course.)
Those of you who aren't: convince me to drop this course of action! Because it will be so bad. So, so bad.
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I think I'm going to bed now.