she said she'd always love him
So, I didn't watch the Olympics last night. Why? Because I just don't really care. I'm interested in seeing the politcal aspects of China finally being allowed to host them but beyond that I don't actually care. Is it because I'm jealous of the athletes? Why, yes, it is. Damn you gymnasts for making me look and feel fat. I hate you all.
Instead, I wrote fanfic, made a parfait, and contemplated why all the actors I think are cute in some form or another play serial killers. This makes me very suspicious of any cute guy I meet in real life, they are probably a murderer. Let's see...the Master (who is the best kind of serial killer, he's trying to kill the entire world.), Patrick Bateman (I'm a sick person, I know, I know), and that killer guy from CSI: New York Darious woss-name or something. I'm not sure what is wrong with me, but I'm willing to bet that it can't be explained in 100 words or less.
Actually, does this mean that James May is a serial killer?
Instead, I wrote fanfic, made a parfait, and contemplated why all the actors I think are cute in some form or another play serial killers. This makes me very suspicious of any cute guy I meet in real life, they are probably a murderer. Let's see...the Master (who is the best kind of serial killer, he's trying to kill the entire world.), Patrick Bateman (I'm a sick person, I know, I know), and that killer guy from CSI: New York Darious woss-name or something. I'm not sure what is wrong with me, but I'm willing to bet that it can't be explained in 100 words or less.
Actually, does this mean that James May is a serial killer?