Episode 18; Tell Me Lies
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[Each block of text is set to chords being strung on an unplugged bass guitar, at the end of each, it stops, pauses, then starts again when she resumes speaking.]
You know, the truth is, I'm actually a First-Class Patrol Officer of the Galaxy Space Police Brotherhood, real name Raharu Haruhara, come to Earth to protect humanity from Medical Mechanica, who use giant flat irons to smooth out the wrinkles of the human brain so they can't think anymore and become totally worthless as if they aren't already~. Fighting for the side of right, I am a guardian of peace and justice across the galaxy~!
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Actually, that's all a lie~. I'm a notorious space pirate who came to earth looking for the Pirate King Atomsk. Medical Mechanica was holding him prisoner and I had to come set him free so I could take his power for my own. I had to use this kid Naota to accomplish this dubious task, too. His head was special. Under certain conditions, his brain would totally disappear. It didn't kill him or anything, though. Aren't paradoxes fun? The inside of his head would turn into an inter-dimensional portal that I could use to pull things through, and I had to keep pulling and pulling until I got what I wanted. In the end he wound up screwing everything up and taking Atomsk's power for himself, but he couldn't use it right, so Atomsk wound up getting away from me again. It's strange, though, because when he was all possessed by Atomsk, he said he loved me. I still don't know if it was him or Atomsk that said it, or whether I actually had feelings for either of them. Ah, curse the woes of a woman's heart~...
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Actually, that's all a lie, too~. I'm just Haruko Haruhara (Haruhara Haruko to you Japanese people~), age 19, beautiful maiden and sweet, innocent young woman, working peacefully as a maid/housekeeper wherever I go~. I'm also a killer at baseball~.
By the way, Police Girl, that little chat we had the other day meant a lot to me~. I promise I'll never do anything weird to you again~.
[Each block of text is set to chords being strung on an unplugged bass guitar, at the end of each, it stops, pauses, then starts again when she resumes speaking.]
You know, the truth is, I'm actually a First-Class Patrol Officer of the Galaxy Space Police Brotherhood, real name Raharu Haruhara, come to Earth to protect humanity from Medical Mechanica, who use giant flat irons to smooth out the wrinkles of the human brain so they can't think anymore and become totally worthless as if they aren't already~. Fighting for the side of right, I am a guardian of peace and justice across the galaxy~!
...
Actually, that's all a lie~. I'm a notorious space pirate who came to earth looking for the Pirate King Atomsk. Medical Mechanica was holding him prisoner and I had to come set him free so I could take his power for my own. I had to use this kid Naota to accomplish this dubious task, too. His head was special. Under certain conditions, his brain would totally disappear. It didn't kill him or anything, though. Aren't paradoxes fun? The inside of his head would turn into an inter-dimensional portal that I could use to pull things through, and I had to keep pulling and pulling until I got what I wanted. In the end he wound up screwing everything up and taking Atomsk's power for himself, but he couldn't use it right, so Atomsk wound up getting away from me again. It's strange, though, because when he was all possessed by Atomsk, he said he loved me. I still don't know if it was him or Atomsk that said it, or whether I actually had feelings for either of them. Ah, curse the woes of a woman's heart~...
...
Actually, that's all a lie, too~. I'm just Haruko Haruhara (Haruhara Haruko to you Japanese people~), age 19, beautiful maiden and sweet, innocent young woman, working peacefully as a maid/housekeeper wherever I go~. I'm also a killer at baseball~.
By the way, Police Girl, that little chat we had the other day meant a lot to me~. I promise I'll never do anything weird to you again~.