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[EDIT] ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO, (like the movie with my fellow mexican superstar antonio banderas) i just watched tv and played mvp baseball all day.
which reminds me, i love lucy is hilarious.
dude borger i think it was funnier before either of them knew about their secret relationship. my bad, i mean before either of them started pretending like it doesnt exist, even though it does.
so now im sittin here watchin the original star wars cus its playing on upn. chewbacca is by far the best character, and the most deserving name for my dog. who by the way was busy destroying things and drinking from our jacuzzi with her front two legs completely in the water all day. she is truly a wookie-to-be.
my bro is gonna come by soon, i think were gonna go watch sin city later tonight.
"Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
"I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."
"Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard."
"Do you listen to yourself when you talk?"
"I drift in and out."
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually. "
which reminds me, i love lucy is hilarious.
dude borger i think it was funnier before either of them knew about their secret relationship. my bad, i mean before either of them started pretending like it doesnt exist, even though it does.
so now im sittin here watchin the original star wars cus its playing on upn. chewbacca is by far the best character, and the most deserving name for my dog. who by the way was busy destroying things and drinking from our jacuzzi with her front two legs completely in the water all day. she is truly a wookie-to-be.
my bro is gonna come by soon, i think were gonna go watch sin city later tonight.
"Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
"I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."
"Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard."
"Do you listen to yourself when you talk?"
"I drift in and out."
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually. "