Arise chicken! Arise!
alrite well me and jordan are pretty fucked for our video. oh well.
nobody has updated in like 3 days. it makes me angry. and sad. but mostly angry.
well the only thing i could think of to update with was a quote from aqua teen. the ghost of christmas past took carl back to when he was a child, and this was the conversation he had with his dad on christmas:
"Hey hey son! I brought you something special for christmas!"
"Oh boy! Is it a new mommy?!?"
*Hands him a small piece of carpet*
"Oh boy daddy! It's like I'm flying around in Egypt-land!"
"Haha yea now... don't get too attatched to that. That's your dinner."
"Silly daddy! You can't eat carpet!"
"Well not like that you can't. You gotta boil it first. Get the glue nice and soft. Holy crap! Look what time it is! OK get your work boots back on."
"No please daddy! Don't make me go back to the plant!"
"You shut the hell up! You know what I went through just to make them let you work there? Why I..."
*Giant robot foot steps through the roof of the house. Lasers fly everywhere, killing Carl's dad*
nobody has updated in like 3 days. it makes me angry. and sad. but mostly angry.
well the only thing i could think of to update with was a quote from aqua teen. the ghost of christmas past took carl back to when he was a child, and this was the conversation he had with his dad on christmas:
"Hey hey son! I brought you something special for christmas!"
"Oh boy! Is it a new mommy?!?"
*Hands him a small piece of carpet*
"Oh boy daddy! It's like I'm flying around in Egypt-land!"
"Haha yea now... don't get too attatched to that. That's your dinner."
"Silly daddy! You can't eat carpet!"
"Well not like that you can't. You gotta boil it first. Get the glue nice and soft. Holy crap! Look what time it is! OK get your work boots back on."
"No please daddy! Don't make me go back to the plant!"
"You shut the hell up! You know what I went through just to make them let you work there? Why I..."
*Giant robot foot steps through the roof of the house. Lasers fly everywhere, killing Carl's dad*