do not hesitate to slap a bitch if she gets mouthy
Today, after I woke on my kitchen floor, I realized that last night I had accidentally left my meth lab cooking all through the night, so as a result, I now have the worlds strongest meth. I cannot decide whether I would like to place it on a plaque on my wall, or eat the entire batch sprinkled on my spaghetti. The latter sounds more appealing to me so, while I finish writing this entry, I'm boiling noodles and snorting coke.
Whos a bigger badass?
Stephen Jenkins (notice the led zepplin shirt) or
El Frank O. The answer is a tie, cause they are both badasses.
Look at this gay motherfucker:
I'm going to hunt him down and kick his ass for looking that gay.
This is my friend Ronald Carlos the II.
in this picture he is on his 7th hit of acid and drunker than any three of your alcoholic family members. After I took this picture, Bob o tried to make love to him, and the party had to end because it turned into people kicking eachothers asses.
Another badass
I traded this
for this
its better on gas, and I can flash people in public better, but I can't hide prostitue bodies as easy.
I gotta go drink til I hurt myself now. and I think Bob o is coming over and we're gonna go throw golf balls at hookers.
Whos a bigger badass?
Stephen Jenkins (notice the led zepplin shirt) or
El Frank O. The answer is a tie, cause they are both badasses.
Look at this gay motherfucker:
I'm going to hunt him down and kick his ass for looking that gay.
This is my friend Ronald Carlos the II.
in this picture he is on his 7th hit of acid and drunker than any three of your alcoholic family members. After I took this picture, Bob o tried to make love to him, and the party had to end because it turned into people kicking eachothers asses.
Another badass
I traded this
for this
its better on gas, and I can flash people in public better, but I can't hide prostitue bodies as easy.
I gotta go drink til I hurt myself now. and I think Bob o is coming over and we're gonna go throw golf balls at hookers.