High blood pressure and High motherfuckers
Yes fuckfaces, I told you to watch for fucking updates and heres another one. After a frustrating night of working on my 82 eldorados transmission, I got the skunk smell to go away. So now I sit down to relax and feel it necessary to get my frustration out. So I wil make fun of anything and everything until I feel better.
Potatoe Buds- for all of you who know what these are, either your parents can't cook, or they are too fucking lazy. If you eat this shit instead of real potatoes thinking it tastes good, I hope you drownd in your toilet on accident someday.
Coffee- who is anyone kidding? coffee tastes like a columbian slaves ass after he mined gold and cocaine all day.Coffee is like drinking mud with donkey piss in it, and believe me I would know.
College professors- Uh, excuse me professor but can I ask a question? why don't you shut the fuck up or teach something interesting.
Local newspapers and local television stations- just shut the fuck up, nobody cares about Marquette 9and10 news doppler weather team. When half of your sad ass half an hour tv show is how the weather in copper harbor is good for cathing fish, hell I'd rather catch my own dick with a fishing lure.
try that on your cock for size.
Poodles- if you think this
is a cool dog, come find me, I keep a jack hammer in my El Dorado, and I'll jack hammer your face.
Paintball- paintball can be fun. but I hate when motherfuckers get obsessed with that shit, talkin about this shit and that shit and looking like this
fuck that. I'll beat you with a table leg if you come near me loser.
The man and his motherfucking cool ass brother right here -
pimps for sure.
OMFG-
Do I have to say anything, think up your own shit, you'll make yourself laugh
Last but not least- what the fuck is going on here
dress your cats up? don't torture them, spend the time that you had to hold them still dressing them trying to get laid or doing drugs.
I got a hot pocket cookin now and a bottle of crystal palace vodka
to finish so scuse me while I go get crunk. Fuck bitches and haters, smoke pcp, and shoot things. see you all in hell.
Potatoe Buds- for all of you who know what these are, either your parents can't cook, or they are too fucking lazy. If you eat this shit instead of real potatoes thinking it tastes good, I hope you drownd in your toilet on accident someday.
Coffee- who is anyone kidding? coffee tastes like a columbian slaves ass after he mined gold and cocaine all day.Coffee is like drinking mud with donkey piss in it, and believe me I would know.
College professors- Uh, excuse me professor but can I ask a question? why don't you shut the fuck up or teach something interesting.
Local newspapers and local television stations- just shut the fuck up, nobody cares about Marquette 9and10 news doppler weather team. When half of your sad ass half an hour tv show is how the weather in copper harbor is good for cathing fish, hell I'd rather catch my own dick with a fishing lure.
try that on your cock for size.
Poodles- if you think this
is a cool dog, come find me, I keep a jack hammer in my El Dorado, and I'll jack hammer your face.
Paintball- paintball can be fun. but I hate when motherfuckers get obsessed with that shit, talkin about this shit and that shit and looking like this
fuck that. I'll beat you with a table leg if you come near me loser.
The man and his motherfucking cool ass brother right here -
pimps for sure.
OMFG-
Do I have to say anything, think up your own shit, you'll make yourself laugh
Last but not least- what the fuck is going on here
dress your cats up? don't torture them, spend the time that you had to hold them still dressing them trying to get laid or doing drugs.
I got a hot pocket cookin now and a bottle of crystal palace vodka
to finish so scuse me while I go get crunk. Fuck bitches and haters, smoke pcp, and shoot things. see you all in hell.