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✓ I miss somebody right now. (The sheer # of depressing songs I'm playing could be a clue.)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Mwahahaha. Doctor Who on repeat. ALL THE TIME!)
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Hey, don't hold it against me! My brother like ... had a plantation in our backyard!)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Sort of, I guess. Movies where people get naked and have sex, anyway.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (WHAT PAST RELATIONSHIP? But yeah, I prop would have been.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (YES, BLOODY!)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'm outta my teens, thank you very much.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones. (Mhm, no. But there's some people's bones I'd like to jump.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I have no shame. Really. Did you read the pott question?)
× I hate the rain. (I LOVE THE RAIN THE MOST. OR MAYBE I LOVE HAIL MORE? AND STORMS? POINT IS, I LOVE THE RAIN. A LOT.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Heh, decidedly so.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Bwah, what for? No seriously. Men don't like my brainy brain and I can't very well remove *that*.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (YOU GONNA GIVE ME SOME?)
× I love sushi. (I really kind of don't.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (It scares people.)
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (cause you know, I OWN A TOOTHBRUSH!)
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two brothers, who are teh cool.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Dude, NO WAY!)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I REALLY, REALLY COULD, OMG!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Or at least I have no real problem with it.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (About something serious? Prop not. About what I'm doing Saturday night? Possibly.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (It's my middle name.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (I'm emo all the time. That's not mood swings.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Do I have to have an opinion on this? I think men should be shagging me, but it's kind of beside the point.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (It's hidden. DUH!)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Coffee. COFFEE IS THE MAGIC WORD.)
× I have a lot of friends. ("a lot" being ... how many exactly?)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (HELL NO!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Naked. I practically live naked. I prance around naked or half-naked a lot.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (HELL NO!)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Yes, my friends, it's true. And Spexy Tennant.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Mhm, no. Not sure about mum, though.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Definitely not.)
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone. (I'm totally lying by saying no.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yes, my friends, and it's really easy. Diapers are made for idiots.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (SHY? I TURN INTO A BABBLING IDIOT.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Yes, my friends. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE. And is this for teenagers or what?)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (DUDE, NO FUCKING WAY. OKAY?)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Shhhh, don't tell anyone. Especially my boss.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I actually do. I like Trisha Yearwood a lot, she has a fantastic voice.)
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Oh, I WISH!)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Dated? Mhm, no. Had sex? Yes. And the friend's not such a close friend anymore. So don't try that.)
× I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Maybe strike out that s there.)
✓ Democrat. (If I were a US citizen, I'd be a lily-livered, bleedin' heart, liberal, egg-headed, communist.)
× Republican. (HELL NO.)
× I don't even know what I am. (Huh? Is that some kind of hermaphrodite question?)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Occasionally.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (As opposed to ... not studying?)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Heh, I really do. It would be weird if I walked around nekkid wearing shoes, now wouldn't it?)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Not a very high one, m'dears.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (I'm sure I would, if I ever met any.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (I'm a bioCHEMIST. It's in the job description. Lighting ethanol on fire is for beginners.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (HELL YES!)
× I adore bright colours. (Black, my friends, is the bestest color. EVA.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes. (Have to go try that right now. Hey, yes I can. I can also turn of the light with my toes. Those are some great toes, huh?)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Not actually owned, but I was a pretty decent rider back in the days.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Spanish red wine.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I really have no problem with nekkidy. None whatsoever.)
× I have terrible teeth. (The dentist fixed them up nice.)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (*huggles*)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Dude, I want to wear a tie. Seriously. I even have one. Stolen from dad, who sadly doesn't wear 'em.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (NO? CAN YOU IMAGINE!!!)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Mhm, sort of as a teenager. Mum was worried there for a while.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (Quite the opposite, actually.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (SPEXY TENNANT! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Uhm, I really don't get this one)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I'd like to be, at any rate.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES! Me luvs min fa.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (I read librarian. What does that say about my wiring?)
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fiction is my friend.)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (I actually have done that once with my brother.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I really like being a girl.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (It's the question of the day. I'm the emo girl.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (I like mankind, it's people I can't stand.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Dude, think of the fish!)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Not really, but I have my girl crushes. JANEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! ROSEEEEEEEEEE! SARAAAAAAA! All TV girls, though.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (Sanitize, sterilize for 1 1/2 minutes. You would too, if you worked where I work!)
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Nope, but I could have.)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (As if spexy Tennant could be bad. Maybe a little weird.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sadly, quite frequently yes.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I've never actually met any strippers, so it's kind of hard to tell.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDIS!!!! sdlfkjsdlkfjkldsjf)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I'm no longer a teen, yet I STLIL HAVE TEEN ANGST GOING ON.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (Though very badly so.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Hell yes. And spexy Tennant's are just the beginning.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Just last Saturday.)
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (That was a lie.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Isn't intellectual fun?)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (HUH?)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Legally, too. I'm such a sucker.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I just say them. People freak out without me trying to freak them out.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (HELL YES! And particularly teeny.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (I LOVE THEM ALL!)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Caffeine junkie. Didn't I already answer this question?)