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einhorn_13

The one that comes with a warning

Mar 15, 2009 19:23

Warning: This is the one where einhorn goes apeshit (again). Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hey, remember UNFINISHED BUSINESS? Remember SATAN PIT? Remember 20 HOURS IN AMERICA? SUNDAY, anyone? CASINO NIGHT? UNENDING? EGGTOWN sound familiar? SHINDIG? ROLE MODEL? RELATIVITY? BECAUSE THOSE ARE MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY WHEN I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

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hollywoodgrrl March 16 2009, 21:23:08 UTC

WOMAN!!!!!!!! YOUR CAPPING SKILLZ OF CAPPING THE PLOT ALSO HAVE CAPPED THE INTENSE MOMENTS OF INTENSITY THAT MAKE MY STOMACH FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING AN ELEVATOR!!! THE THING WITH THE MAGICAL NEEDLES! AND THE STICKING THEM INTO MY POOR KAHLAN! AND HER MAKING SAD SAD WHIMPERY NOISES!!!!! AK;BDAK;JBFKJSDBFKJB AND THEN THERE'S THE EPIC SCREAMING AND THE CON DARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!amfnksdbfgk;jdbsf

Ooh! And bonus lawyer!Bridget yay! :D I was totes dl-ing these eps yesterday. Mwaha! She looks so cutes in her ADA outfit.
LEGS! I SEE THEM! And the hair is so pretty and red (although I totes prefer her as a brunette with the giant untamed locks that are Kahlan's). ALSO, WOMAN. WHAT REDHEAD DOES NOT HAVE A GAZILLION FRECKLES?! IT'S A THING OF NATURE!!! :P

Btw. I adore you so much for currently being on my level of insanity for this stuff! And you know, that's one high level to strive for. ;) asljkhabvslfksiF;DKHSVFG;KH svd gkhdvfkhv khvkhv LEGS!

einhorn_13 March 17 2009, 21:31:59 UTC

LOLPIES! I CAPPED THAT CAPPING MAGIC IN LIKE 12 MINUTES FLAT WHILE COOKING MAHSELF SOME SPAGHETTIS. BUT GUH, IT NEEDED TO BE DONE ASAP, SO I DID IT, EVEN THOUGH I HAD NOOOOOOOOO TIME. I MAY HAVE TO CAP AND SPAM THIS SHOW PROPERLY, AT SOME POINT. YOU KNOW, WITH FRECKLES, AND STUFF! THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE A SERIOUSLY MAGICAL ELEVATOR OF INTENSITY, TO MAKE THE TUMMIES FEEL LIKE THEY DO FOR CON DAR, BITCHES!

GUUUUUUUUH. I AM DEAD, WITH THE EXHAUSTED AND STUFF, BUT I HAVE TO WATCH THE WHIMPERING AGAIN. AND THEN THE NEEDLES AND THE ALMOST-EXORCISTIC-SHAKING, OMG! AND THE EPIC BADASSERY.

I WANT WEEKLY REDHEAD!KAHLAN! I VOTE FOR A TWIN SISTER FOR KAHLAN! THREESOMES!!! AND SHE DOES THAT ADORKABLE HAND-WAVE THING. WAAAAAATCH IT! AND I LOVE REDHEADS, BUT REALLY, IN THIS CASE BRUNETTES RUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (I AM TOTES DEVELOPING AN OBSESSION WITH THE LENGTH OF HER PURRRRRRRTY PUUUUUUURRRRRRRTY HAIR SINCE I'VE BEEN READING THE BOOK). BRUNETTE WITH FRECKLES ( ... )

hollywoodgrrl March 18 2009, 04:23:55 UTC

Mmmm spaghettis. I MEAN KAHLAN! KAHLAN ( ... )

einhorn_13 March 21 2009, 19:58:24 UTC

DO NUT EATZ THE KAHLAN! BAAAAAAAAAD!

THE WHIMPERING!!! THE WHIMPERING!!! WAT?

I'ma take Kahlan and make Boy Confessor babiez with her. Tralala! How do you like them apples?!" Lulz.YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THAT SCENE, IT IS SHINY SPARKLY HEARTPONIES. YOU WIN AT LIFE. YOU SHOULD REWRITE THAT BOOK, MHMMMYEESSSSSSSSS!!! THE UNEARTHLY SCREAMING AND THE LIGHTNING BOLTS OF DESTINY. EPIC ( ... )

hollywoodgrrl March 22 2009, 05:02:37 UTC

YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THAT SCENE, IT IS SHINY SPARKLY HEARTPONIES. YOU WIN AT LIFE. YOU SHOULD REWRITE THAT BOOK, MHMMMYEESSSSSSSSS!!! THE UNEARTHLY SCREAMING AND THE LIGHTNING BOLTS OF DESTINY. EPIC!
LOLOLOLOL! I SHALL WORK ON IT IN MY SPARE TIME! WITH MOAR LIGHTNING BOLTS. THERE SHALL BE AS MANY LIGHTNING BOLTS HERE AS THERE ARE EXPLOSIONS IN A MICHAEL BAY FILM!

IT IS THE KIND OF THING THAT YOU BECOME STRANGELY AWARE OF WHEN YOU HAVE SEEN A ONE MINUTE SCENE 20'000 TIMES.
YUS THERE IT IS!!! HAHA! I PREFER FOCUSING ON THE "FUCK YOU" EYEBROW RAISE IN THE POLICE STATION LATER. OH SHE'S SO FEISTY THERE. ;)

AND ONCE RICHARD LEARNS THAT SHE IS A CONFESSOR, HE IS ALL "OH, THE HAIR. I IZ SUCH DOOFUS." REGAL AND TALL. WITH LONG HAIR. PRON!!!
LULZ RICHARD IZ TOTES DOOFUS THO!!! ON SHOW HE PERPETUALLY HAS A "BUUUH?!" EXPRESSION. HEEEE!!! *squishes Richard* I WANT HIM TO STOKE HER LONG REGAL HAIR. PRON!!!!

BUT IT WILL STILL BE AWESOME AND THE EARTH WILL SHAKE AND I WILL DRAW LIGHTING BOLTS ON ALEX'S CHEEKS WITH POISON BERRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS ( ... )

einhorn_13 March 23 2009, 19:46:35 UTC

I PREFER FOCUSING ON THE "FUCK YOU" EYEBROW RAISE IN THE POLICE STATION LATER. OH SHE'S SO FEISTY THERE. ;)
YOU MEAN THE "FUCK ME" EYEBROW RAISE AND MY IMMEDIATE "OH YES I WILL!!!" REACTION? YEAH THAT? FEISTY!!!

Richard is so squishable. And such a baby, HOW IS HE YOUNGER THAN I AM? HOW?! SURELY, HE WILL STROKE HER LONG REGAL PRON!HAIR.

I must always watch Seeker before bedtimes. Such as right now. Mhmmmm, Denna! Fabulous episode. I feel the strong urge to draw lightning bolts on people's cheeks a lot these days. *sigh* Tori Amos? Lightning bolts? VID IT!

hollywoodgrrl March 23 2009, 20:20:37 UTC

I know he's a baby. But can you believe how tiny Denna is??? She's so wee! never would have guessed it. I'm glad at least Bridget is appropriately aged. :P She's all woman. (Oh snap. There I go again...)

OMG I kinda wanna photoshop lightning bolts on faces. Maybe I will for the lulz. Maybe not. :P

einhorn_13 March 29 2009, 19:38:12 UTC

I ALWAYS GET DISTRACTED WITH THE ANSWERING OF THE COMMENT. IT'S BECAUSE THERE ARE FRECKLES UP THERE. ALSO, YOUR COMMENT WITH THE "ALL WOMAN" NOT HELPING MUCH. AT ALL. HANDS WHERE THEY ARE VISIBLE!

OY, DENNA IS SOOOOOOOO TINY! SOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE AND TINY! BUT SO BADASS!!! SOMEHOW, SHE SEEMS MUCH LESS WEE THAN RICHARD. IT IS THE HAWTNESS THAT IS THE MORTH SITH.

I WANT TO PHOTOSHOP SILVER LIGHTNING BOLTS IN THAT SERIOUS FACE OF HERS.

hollywoodgrrl March 29 2009, 19:44:56 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! WELL YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT YOU OWE US ALL A FRECKLY FOREST POST!

ZOMG I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S YEARS YOUNGER THAN US! LITTLE WEE BABE. SHE LOOKS IT WHEN HER HAIR IS DOWN. :) BUT NOT WHEN SHE'S BADASS MORD-SITH HOTTNESS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA!

MMMMMMBRIDGET.

einhorn_13 March 29 2009, 19:49:42 UTC

FOOK IT IS HARD TO WRITE MORD SITH. AND THE FRECKLY FOREST POST IS ALSO HARD. THERE IS NOTHING THAT IS NOT HARD HERE, NGUH DIRTY PORNY THOUGHTS. I WAS TOTES GOING TO DO THE FRECKLY FOREST (AND ABS OF STEEL) FOR PICSPAMMY, BUT THE DEADLINE IS GOING TO EAT ME. BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER REASONS TO DO FOREST OF FRECKLY POSTS.

I KNOW! ALSO, WITH HER WRINKLY-FREE SKIN AND BABY POUTY FACE. *PETS* YES LIKE THAT.

MMMMMMMM. MISTRESS DENNA!!! AND BRIDGET. ZOMG!

hollywoodgrrl March 29 2009, 19:51:29 UTC

PICSPAMMY? NOT. YOU DO IT FOR US! THE FANDOM!!!!!! AND POST IT TO sword_of_lies! YES YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!;SLJFB;KSJDBF;KSJbdf;kjBSF

einhorn_13 March 29 2009, 20:07:16 UTC

WELL YES OF COURSE. THE SWORD OF LIES MUST BE FED THE CRACK. AND PETTED AND STUFF. ALAS, THE FOREST OF FRECKLES AND THE ABS OF STEEL AND THE PRETTY PONIES WOULD'VE BEEN SOME VERY GOOD REASONS FOR THE CURRENT PICSPAMMY CHALLENGE, TOO. IT IS HARDER TO FIND SRS BSNS FOR PICSPAMMY, THAN IT IS TO CULTIVATE CRACK FOR THE SWORD OF SEXAY.

hollywoodgrrl March 29 2009, 20:11:30 UTC

WHATEVS! I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR EXCUSES! JUST FEEEEEED THE COMM, FEEEEEED ME - I MEAN THE COMM!!!!!!!

einhorn_13 March 30 2009, 19:07:48 UTC

I'll have you know that I am totes working on it right now. But I am so easily distracted by pretty and then just keep watching. CONCENTRATE!

(The freckles, they are such a distraction.)

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