The one that comes with a warning

[einhorn_13]

Warning: This is the one where einhorn goes apeshit (again). Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hey, remember UNFINISHED BUSINESS? Remember SATAN PIT? Remember 20 HOURS IN AMERICA? SUNDAY, anyone? CASINO NIGHT? UNENDING? EGGTOWN sound familiar? SHINDIG? ROLE MODEL? RELATIVITY? BECAUSE THOSE ARE MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY WHEN I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

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[einhorn_13]

LOLPIES! I CAPPED THAT CAPPING MAGIC IN LIKE 12 MINUTES FLAT WHILE COOKING MAHSELF SOME SPAGHETTIS. BUT GUH, IT NEEDED TO BE DONE ASAP, SO I DID IT, EVEN THOUGH I HAD NOOOOOOOOO TIME. I MAY HAVE TO CAP AND SPAM THIS SHOW PROPERLY, AT SOME POINT. YOU KNOW, WITH FRECKLES, AND STUFF! THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE A SERIOUSLY MAGICAL ELEVATOR OF INTENSITY, TO MAKE THE TUMMIES FEEL LIKE THEY DO FOR CON DAR, BITCHES!

GUUUUUUUUH. I AM DEAD, WITH THE EXHAUSTED AND STUFF, BUT I HAVE TO WATCH THE WHIMPERING AGAIN. AND THEN THE NEEDLES AND THE ALMOST-EXORCISTIC-SHAKING, OMG! AND THE EPIC BADASSERY.

I WANT WEEKLY REDHEAD!KAHLAN! I VOTE FOR A TWIN SISTER FOR KAHLAN! THREESOMES!!! AND SHE DOES THAT ADORKABLE HAND-WAVE THING. WAAAAAATCH IT! AND I LOVE REDHEADS, BUT REALLY, IN THIS CASE BRUNETTES RUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (I AM TOTES DEVELOPING AN OBSESSION WITH THE LENGTH OF HER PURRRRRRRTY PUUUUUUURRRRRRRTY HAIR SINCE I'VE BEEN READING THE BOOK). BRUNETTE WITH FRECKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SANE, WOMAN! WHO ELSE AM I GOING TO SQUEE WITH!!! (OMG, CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THE SQUEEFEST AFTER WATCHING SEEKER AND A2A IN A ROM? THERE WOULD BE EXPLOSIONS AND RIPPLE EFFECTS THAT WOULD BE FELT TO THE END OF THE EARTH, OMG! IT WOULD MAKE THE BOUNDARY SQUARE-DANCE!!!) I AM TOTES HIGH AS A KITE WITH KAHLAN!LOVE. AND OMFG, YOUR VID! YOUR VID! MUST COMMENT! HAD TO WATCH IT BEFORE WORK THIS MORNING (OF COURSE! THE BOSS ASKED IF I WAS ALWAYS THIS HYPER AND I SAID, WELL YES, AFTER KAHLAN!PR0NS, YES!!!) BUT AS WAS ALREADY LATE THOUGHT I'D SAVE COMMENT FOR THE WEE HOURS.

HEEEEEE! REDHEAD!BRIDGET SHOULD BE ON TELEVISION WEEKLY. I VOTE FOR A TWIN SISTER FOR KAHLAN!

[hollywoodgrrl]

Mmmm spaghettis. I MEAN KAHLAN! KAHLAN!

ACK! ACK! THE WHIMPERING, IT REALLY HURTS ME! JUST GUH!!!! AND RAHL/KAHLAN? I KINDA SHIP IT! WAT? (Mm, there's that weird scene in the book between Rahl and Richard where Rahl's all, "I'ma take Kahlan and make Boy Confessor babiez with her. Tralala! How do you like them apples?!" Lulz.) CON DAR SHAKING AND SCREAMING IS THE BEST!!!!! RAAAAAAGE!!!!!! MWAHAHA!

AHAHA! KAHLAN'S TWIN SISTER FTW! IF ONLY WE HAD HER INSTEAD OF DENNE. NOT THAT DENNE AIN'T COOL OR NOFFING, CUZ I DIG HER. BUT A REDHEAD KAHLAN TWIN WOULD BE HOT SHIT. BUT KINDA LULZY. ;)

OK PLS TO BE POINTING OUT THE ADORKABLE HAND WAVING???????? I MUST KNOW THIS! THIS IS SOMETHING I MUST BE AWARE OF DESPERATELY!!! (IS BOOK OBSESSED WITH THE LENGTH OF HER HAIR? I NOTICED THAT HE KEEPS MENTIONING HOW TALL SHE IS. MMMMMM TALL KAHLAN IS REGAL AND TALL. :))

DID YOU JUST SAY A2A/SEEKER SQUEE FEST 2009??????? CUZ IT IS HAPPENING COME MAY! Seeker is sadly going on hiatus in April which is when A2A should start airing. But then in May it's gonna be like THE LAST EPISODES OF BOTH SHOWS AND WE WILL ALL JIZZ OUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!1

[einhorn_13]

DO NUT EATZ THE KAHLAN! BAAAAAAAAAD!

THE WHIMPERING!!! THE WHIMPERING!!! WAT?

I'ma take Kahlan and make Boy Confessor babiez with her. Tralala! How do you like them apples?!" Lulz.
YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THAT SCENE, IT IS SHINY SPARKLY HEARTPONIES. YOU WIN AT LIFE. YOU SHOULD REWRITE THAT BOOK, MHMMMYEESSSSSSSSS!!! THE UNEARTHLY SCREAMING AND THE LIGHTNING BOLTS OF DESTINY. EPIC!

THE ADORKABLE HANDWAVE THING! WAAAAAATCH IT! NOW THAT YOU KNOW IT'S THERE, YOU CAN'T MISS IT. EXCEPT YES, MAYBE YOU CAN. AND MAYBE IT'S MORE OF A HAND THING, THAN A WAVE THING. IT'S LIKE RIGHT WHEN THEY GO TO THE CLOSE-UP (BOOHISS, I WANTED TO SEE MORE OF THEM LEGGGGGS) AND SHE'S ALL "NYPD didn't secure the crime scene". IT IS THE KIND OF THING THAT YOU BECOME STRANGELY AWARE OF WHEN YOU HAVE SEEN A ONE MINUTE SCENE 20'000 TIMES.

AND YEEEEES RE: HAIR LENGTH. LONG HAIR = POWERRRRRR. ONLY WOMEN WITH POWER ARE ALLOWED TO CARRY THEIR HAIR LONG IT AND IT KEEPS MAKING A POINT OF HOW SUPER DUPER LONG HER HAIR IS AND ONLY THE BITCH ASS QUEEN HAS ALMOST AS LONG HAIR. AND ONCE RICHARD LEARNS THAT SHE IS A CONFESSOR, HE IS ALL "OH, THE HAIR. I IZ SUCH DOOFUS." REGAL AND TALL. WITH LONG HAIR. PRON!!!

AYE! MAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! IT IS WHEN THE BRAINS, THEY WILL SPLODE! EXCEPT, PROBABLY NOT, THE BRANS, THEY HAVE BEEN TESTED MUCHLY WITH THE BSG AND THEY HAZ SURIVIDES WITH MINOR DAMAGE. BUT IT WILL STILL BE AWESOME AND THE EARTH WILL SHAKE AND I WILL DRAW LIGHTING BOLTS ON ALEX'S CHEEKS WITH POISON BERRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS.

[hollywoodgrrl]

YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THAT SCENE, IT IS SHINY SPARKLY HEARTPONIES. YOU WIN AT LIFE. YOU SHOULD REWRITE THAT BOOK, MHMMMYEESSSSSSSSS!!! THE UNEARTHLY SCREAMING AND THE LIGHTNING BOLTS OF DESTINY. EPIC!
LOLOLOLOL! I SHALL WORK ON IT IN MY SPARE TIME! WITH MOAR LIGHTNING BOLTS. THERE SHALL BE AS MANY LIGHTNING BOLTS HERE AS THERE ARE EXPLOSIONS IN A MICHAEL BAY FILM!

IT IS THE KIND OF THING THAT YOU BECOME STRANGELY AWARE OF WHEN YOU HAVE SEEN A ONE MINUTE SCENE 20'000 TIMES.
YUS THERE IT IS!!! HAHA! I PREFER FOCUSING ON THE "FUCK YOU" EYEBROW RAISE IN THE POLICE STATION LATER. OH SHE'S SO FEISTY THERE. ;)

AND ONCE RICHARD LEARNS THAT SHE IS A CONFESSOR, HE IS ALL "OH, THE HAIR. I IZ SUCH DOOFUS." REGAL AND TALL. WITH LONG HAIR. PRON!!!
LULZ RICHARD IZ TOTES DOOFUS THO!!! ON SHOW HE PERPETUALLY HAS A "BUUUH?!" EXPRESSION. HEEEE!!! *squishes Richard* I WANT HIM TO STOKE HER LONG REGAL HAIR. PRON!!!!

BUT IT WILL STILL BE AWESOME AND THE EARTH WILL SHAKE AND I WILL DRAW LIGHTING BOLTS ON ALEX'S CHEEKS WITH POISON BERRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I ALMOST OPENED PHOTOSHOP FOR THIS! BUT ALAS IT IS LATE AND I MUST REWATCH ME SOME SEEKER BEFORE BEDTIMES!

[einhorn_13]

I PREFER FOCUSING ON THE "FUCK YOU" EYEBROW RAISE IN THE POLICE STATION LATER. OH SHE'S SO FEISTY THERE. ;)
YOU MEAN THE "FUCK ME" EYEBROW RAISE AND MY IMMEDIATE "OH YES I WILL!!!" REACTION? YEAH THAT? FEISTY!!!

Richard is so squishable. And such a baby, HOW IS HE YOUNGER THAN I AM? HOW?! SURELY, HE WILL STROKE HER LONG REGAL PRON!HAIR.

I must always watch Seeker before bedtimes. Such as right now. Mhmmmm, Denna! Fabulous episode. I feel the strong urge to draw lightning bolts on people's cheeks a lot these days. *sigh* Tori Amos? Lightning bolts? VID IT!

[hollywoodgrrl]

I know he's a baby. But can you believe how tiny Denna is??? She's so wee! never would have guessed it. I'm glad at least Bridget is appropriately aged. :P She's all woman. (Oh snap. There I go again...)

OMG I kinda wanna photoshop lightning bolts on faces. Maybe I will for the lulz. Maybe not. :P

[einhorn_13]

I ALWAYS GET DISTRACTED WITH THE ANSWERING OF THE COMMENT. IT'S BECAUSE THERE ARE FRECKLES UP THERE. ALSO, YOUR COMMENT WITH THE "ALL WOMAN" NOT HELPING MUCH. AT ALL. HANDS WHERE THEY ARE VISIBLE!

OY, DENNA IS SOOOOOOOO TINY! SOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE AND TINY! BUT SO BADASS!!! SOMEHOW, SHE SEEMS MUCH LESS WEE THAN RICHARD. IT IS THE HAWTNESS THAT IS THE MORTH SITH.

I WANT TO PHOTOSHOP SILVER LIGHTNING BOLTS IN THAT SERIOUS FACE OF HERS.

[hollywoodgrrl]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! WELL YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT YOU OWE US ALL A FRECKLY FOREST POST!

ZOMG I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S YEARS YOUNGER THAN US! LITTLE WEE BABE. SHE LOOKS IT WHEN HER HAIR IS DOWN. :) BUT NOT WHEN SHE'S BADASS MORD-SITH HOTTNESS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA!

MMMMMMBRIDGET.

[einhorn_13]

FOOK IT IS HARD TO WRITE MORD SITH. AND THE FRECKLY FOREST POST IS ALSO HARD. THERE IS NOTHING THAT IS NOT HARD HERE, NGUH DIRTY PORNY THOUGHTS. I WAS TOTES GOING TO DO THE FRECKLY FOREST (AND ABS OF STEEL) FOR PICSPAMMY, BUT THE DEADLINE IS GOING TO EAT ME. BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER REASONS TO DO FOREST OF FRECKLY POSTS.

I KNOW! ALSO, WITH HER WRINKLY-FREE SKIN AND BABY POUTY FACE. *PETS* YES LIKE THAT.

MMMMMMMM. MISTRESS DENNA!!! AND BRIDGET. ZOMG!

[hollywoodgrrl]

PICSPAMMY? NOT. YOU DO IT FOR US! THE FANDOM!!!!!! AND POST IT TO sword_of_lies! YES YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!;SLJFB;KSJDBF;KSJbdf;kjBSF

[einhorn_13]

WELL YES OF COURSE. THE SWORD OF LIES MUST BE FED THE CRACK. AND PETTED AND STUFF. ALAS, THE FOREST OF FRECKLES AND THE ABS OF STEEL AND THE PRETTY PONIES WOULD'VE BEEN SOME VERY GOOD REASONS FOR THE CURRENT PICSPAMMY CHALLENGE, TOO. IT IS HARDER TO FIND SRS BSNS FOR PICSPAMMY, THAN IT IS TO CULTIVATE CRACK FOR THE SWORD OF SEXAY.

[hollywoodgrrl]

WHATEVS! I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR EXCUSES! JUST FEEEEEED THE COMM, FEEEEEED ME - I MEAN THE COMM!!!!!!!

[einhorn_13]

I'll have you know that I am totes working on it right now. But I am so easily distracted by pretty and then just keep watching. CONCENTRATE!

(The freckles, they are such a distraction.)