Mar 16, 2005 19:41
On Monday afternoon I contracted a sudden case of AIDS from shitfucking too much, apparently, and am now enjoying the advanced stages of fever as my immune system degenerates into a beckoning gateway for pathogens. I elected to stay home and sleep for most of Tuesday, but my assorted ailments subsided enough to come to school today. Sounds good, right? No, I believe my attendance of school may have been a mistake since I now feel like absolute shit again. Fuck you, AIDS!
My attractive female friend whose brother I am also friends with (both of whom shall remain unnamed) had some sort of sore throat when I talked to her on Tuesday night. Unfortunately, I know she could not have possibly gotten it from me. Religious brainwashing is an obnoxious and difficult barrier to surpass. She’s a very impressionable girl, which would usually be good, but it also means that these lessons are engrained rather deeply. On the other hand…no, no she’s too goddamn religious, and I don’t feel like getting into it at the moment. I will say that brainwashing your children to the point that they can’t even have independent thoughts regarding morals or social conventions makes parenting easier (lazy fucks). They would have to do penance for hours if they doubted the church, like those Chinese people from Xenocide who thought they could talk to gods but were really just brainwashed to serve the government people. Anyway, a point of consistent frustration. So I submit: Fuck you, Religious Brainwashing!