People, Wikipedia is only your friend if....

[eilithyia]

you actually understand the basic concepts of your fancy words! You can't do a google search and spout shit out your ass without it being fairly apparent you have no clue what you are saying.

When I state let me explain this in incredibly simple terms I mean-let me explain this in incredibly simple terms.So when people are confused by the words

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[aemiis_zoo]

WTH prompted that?

[mistresscolleen]

my thoughts exactly...

[eilithyia]

Eh, just some mommies who are upset because they are figuring out they won't be able to lie to their husbands in regards to the biological origins of their offspring.

It seems like all lj mommies carry a mutation which allows them to have blue eyes, and a husband with blue eyes-and mommy gives birth to a brown eyed child. Now, it can occur, though rarely-and through mutation. But ALL LJ mommies seem to have this mutation-oddly enough

[celestrata]

two blue eyed parents can have a brown eyed baby, but only if at least one of the grandparents is browneyed.

Even then, as your Punnet square would show, it would be an incredibly small percentage.

My mom went to my elementary school once, as I am a blue eyed child with a blue eyed daddy and a brown eyed mommy, and reamed a science teacher who made me cry cuz it was obvious I am adopted (I am not adopted, I just got daddy's eyes)
:)

[eilithyia]

Yeah, my mom has blue eyes and my dad has brown eyes, and I have blue :) I can't believe a science teacher would even say anything about a blue and brown eyed parents-it's not that uncommon because brown eyed parents can carry the recessive blue along with a dominant brown. Out of us four kids, only one ended up with brown eyes. I think I'm the mailmans child though-I'm mathematically inept and my dads a physics major. I received nothing from him ;)

[eilithyia]

And how are plans going for your wedding?

And you can have a gift registery at many places-Pennys target, even Walmart. It's so people know what you may need in your new life together. I never did one, but we had nothing when we first married anyways. But you probably already have a set of pots, and may not want anyone buying you another set.

Or you can just say-Hey Lisa get me this and make it easy. Or a list of a couple of things so it can be a surprise. I think your wedding ideas (location and style) are awesome!

[aemiis_zoo]

They're coming, I guess. Are you planning on coming to the wedding? If so, please email me your address, so I can send an invite. I will think about what we want/need for a gift, and let you know.