I've sat down in earnest to write this damn song I promised my brother I would give him for his wedding gift ( Read more... )

Yes, your "man of your dreams" asked you to marry him. WE GET IT. SHUT UP.
Oh my god, shut up.
We're all very, very happy for you. But nobody really cares all that much. Just get married already so you guys can pop out two kids and get divorced in 4 years. Blargh.

After the NY Senate chose to vote 'no' on equal marriage rights, I wrote this little piece and posted it on my FB ( Read more... )