DO THIS...google your name plus "needs", ie, "jack needs" and see what comes up, here's what i got. I don't know why, but it is kind of funny.It might bring up a blog with your needs listed but some are good :D enjoy!
- Jack needs a girlfriend
- Jack needs his Jill
- Jack needs a home (I'll be happy with a nice apartment or condo
- Jack needs a helping hand
- Jack needs $3200 (I like money)
- Jack needs a stud (breeding Jack Russell terriers) I am?
- Jack needs two forks
- Jack needs to get over Kate (and a reply that "Jack needs to kick her to the curb") Kate? Huh?
- Jack needs your help
- Jack needs no drilling for pegs (What the hell does this mean?)