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Jul 30, 2007 19:56

No, not dead... Somewhere around the point of unconciousness though. Knology can suck my (insert fave phallic device here).

No, really.

Quit smoking. Gained 15 pounds. I look fucking HOT fat. Starting yoga and running routine. Might last a week... Never can tell.

I'm tired of wanting attention. If I could take a pill for that, I would. I would also sterilize my house, make it bare... so that my fucking demon-dog wouldn't have anything to destroy. He ate my birth control. He's torn up every scrap of paper in the house. He's eaten mail, bills, toys, and other sundries. I have no control. He's an animal... Like the muppet.

I really need to go get my printer/scanner. I have a ton of pictures to put on here.

I've been cooking. I gained all this weight eating out mostly. You know my track record with cooking. This attempt has actually been rather decent. The Lion was impressed.... I believe her actual words were, "This is really good mom... You really made it all by yourself? I mean these green beans taste like real..."

School starts next week... Sweet, sweet home away from home for my offspring that results in lower daycare costs....

I got a wild hair a month or so ago and got acryllic nails... I HATE them, but I'm afraid to take them off. I can't type well with them either.

Oh, and since I have my computer working again, i have IM capabilities too. yay. since I quit talking to pretty much everyone I used to IM... Almost makes this monthly charge seem... dumb.
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