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EPISODE 03: WAIT, UTHER HAS A WARD?

Oct 04, 2009 18:26

It's rainy, but not violently so for once, so I managed to sleep in all day on accident. Damn you, cold, quiet, overcast day. I had to run around and apologize to everyone I had afternoon plans with because I didn't wake up UNTIL FIVE THIRTY, HOLY SHIT. And even then, I only woke up because my roommate came back and asked me why I was sleeping AT ( Read more... )

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osolone October 5 2009, 07:53:49 UTC

HAHA! I Love your screencaps.

Uncle Bad Touch!Gaius is at it again. He loves to touch Teh Pretty . . .

ego_chan October 5 2009, 12:33:26 UTC

Detective Uncle Doctor Badtouch Gaius McFly has been abusing the badtouch liberties of his medical license since day one. I don't think anyone in Camelot Court can remember a doctor who doesn't insist on full body examinations with each visit. Arthur and Morgana certainly don't.

osolone October 5 2009, 13:23:20 UTC

Not to mention all those needless prostate exams. Poor Uther. Ouch.

ego_chan October 5 2009, 13:51:47 UTC

Gaius tells him it counteracts the calories.

osolone October 5 2009, 13:57:43 UTC

Haha LOL!

Uther: Ah Gaius, could you take a look at my shoulder? Its been very painful today.

Gaius: Certainly Sire. Firstly I'd like to carry out a prostate examination. If you could remove your breeches please . . .

Uther: o_O . . . but Gaius . . . you examined my prostate yesterday. And the day before come to think of it.

Gaius: Ahh one can never be too thorough in these matters Sire. Now please bend over . . . this may feel a little cold . . .

Uther: *resigned sigh* . . .

Ahh Gaius, how he loves his work . . .

ego_chan October 5 2009, 14:03:57 UTC

Uther: O_o? That's not cold at all.
Gaius: I...uh...warmed up first.
Uther: There's just something about your exams, Gaius. I can't quite put my finger on it....

xDxDDDDD

osolone October 5 2009, 14:08:49 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA WIN!

Uther: Do . . . all physicians carry out prostate exams in this exact way, Gaius?

Gaius: *grunts* oh . . yes . . . sire. Its . . . standard teaching at the Royal Camelot .. UNGHH . . . School of Medicine . . . *uhhhhngg...*

ego_chan October 5 2009, 14:32:39 UTC

Uther: Well, if you as head physician signed off on them, then I guess there's nothing wrong with them.
Gaius: I'm also...UMPH...head professor at...the Royal Camelot...UNGHH . . . School of Medicine. I know . . . . what I'm doing.... uuuuuhngggggg....
I am ...
...mhmmmmm.. I'm..
CEEEERRRRRTIFIIIIIED..UUUUNGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!....!!!.. . . ....
...
...And now we seem to be done here. So, about that shoulder....
Uther: Yes. My shoulder. About that. Ungh.

osolone October 5 2009, 14:59:46 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA! You win!!

The strangest thing about The Royal Camelot School of Medicine is that ALL their lectures seem to be about Prostate Examinations. Indeed, the Professors demonstrate on the students and the students practise on each other. Often a whole day can go by and the only topic of study is Prostate Examinations. Students are taught that when a patient comes to them with a sore throat/headache/stomach upset/broken arm etc they should ALWAYS carry out an initial Prostate Examination first.

And Gaius is very thorough in this respect. The Knights of Camelot are famed for having the healthiest Prostates in the whole of Albion.

*g*

ego_chan October 5 2009, 23:32:21 UTC

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I COULDN'T RESIST SHARING IT WITH asthebrowarches. Aaaand...we are also in semi-desperate need of material. LOL. Not yet, but soon we will be, I'm afraid.

osolone October 6 2009, 07:49:38 UTC

HAHA! LOL I am so glad that the world will finally know of Gaius and his devoted attention to Camelot's prostate health. He truly is an ambassador for it and should be honoured as such *g*

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