Eglantine is dormant no more!

[eglantinebanks]

I'm a little lost in the hoopla of things, so let's start with a nice list:

Pervinca: Your father is right dear, what in the world were you thinking when you got together with that bastard?!

Pearl: I can always count on my firstborn to be sane and perfect. :) Love you dear.

Peregrin: ...Words cannot explain how shocked I am at your behavior. I

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[paladin_took]

Ah yes, Pearl and Pimpernel, they are the most perfect children ever. Next thing you now, the two wanton ones will start acting like Gamgees and sleeping together. And not in that cute way of in the same sleeping bag like they were children I mean the repulsive incestuous way. *shudders* Once the corruption reaches that point (Eru willing it never will), we disown them all, move to Rohan, and open up our own nightclub bed and breakfast.

[eglantinebanks]

Shh, don't put ideas in their head! I always have that wiffle bat in storage in case we need to result in the old-fashioned way of discipline. But you know, and a nightclub bed and breakfast doesn't sound too bad. It might bring some sense of purpose to our sit-around-all-day-because-we're-filthy-rich lives.

[paladin_took]

Ah yes... the wiffle bats. I was wondering when I would need to start using them again. But right now I have a purpose in my damn-i'm-so-rich-i'm-the-fucking-thain life, that purpose being to raise the Tooks to demi-glory and out of the sackville-baggins dating pool and the homewrecking status.

[pearltook]

I love you too mother. :) But, I am far from perfect.

[paladin_took]

Hush, don't ruin our ignorant bliss or you'll be shunned with your brother and sister.

Re: okay will play the perfect daughter a bit longer

[paladin_took]

((me too :P))

Uh. Nevermind. Just don't break up a marriage, lock yourself in your room or date a Sackville-Baggins and we won't shun you. :)