I'm a little lost in the hoopla of things, so let's start with a nice list:
Pervinca: Your father is right dear, what in the world were you thinking when you got together with that bastard?!
Pearl: I can always count on my firstborn to be sane and perfect. :) Love you dear.
Peregrin: ...Words cannot explain how shocked I am at your behavior. I thought I taught you better!! It must be your rapper persona - next thing you know you'll be suing me and singing songs about how you want to kill me. e_e
Paladin: Surely it wasn't us that drove our two
insane children to act like this? Because this never happened with Pearl and Pimpernel...of all the families in the Shire, how could ours be so corrupted?
I do hope nothing else has happened while I was typing.