badger badger badger badger, mushroom MUSHROOM!

[eggplantempress]

It all started with eggplants. Eggplants were always the left out vegetable, say... 4-5 years ago. That damn popular carrot, its even orange... (agent_aubergine pointed out that orange is the opposition to aubergine on the colour wheel and should be stopped at all costs). But as time passes i am plagued with new disregarded and underappreciated things, so -ladies

Comments

[raefurmekh]

Hehehehe.... they actually have a name!

They're called a; SPLADE

[sevrin]

Damn you beat me to it!... But YES!... THEY ARE CALLED SPLADES!

DOWN WITH THE SPORK!....UP WITH THE SPLADE!

*pickes*

[eggplantempress]

THIS IS WAR!!!!!

[sevrin]

Don't be surprised if the next time we meet
A triple pronged SPLADE is thrown at your feet

WAR IT IS!!!!

*Sticks a splade into the table*

[eggplantempress]

Dont be suprised if after our meeting a nice long spork-shaped impliment is sticking out of your temple.

BRING IT ON BI@TCH!!!

*gets into g.i. jane outfit*

*takes chaotic_avatar's lead and juggles sporks ninja-style*

[raefurmekh]

YES! OMG!
SPLADE KULT!
ANTI-SPORK!

[eggplantempress]

Nop!

Splades have sharp edges and cut your mouth when trying to eat soup! ;-p

[raefurmekh]

Ooo yeah true.. they have an edge on it to cut!

[sevrin]

You can't eat soup with a "spork" anyways!....

The soup ends up all over your shirt cause of the fork(ing) holes!

:P

[eggplantempress]

Haha, wanna bet?

Only if you eat it like a retard. Youre supposed to eat soup over the bowl anwyays. =P