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Title: Tactless
Fandom: Megaman X
Characters/Pairing: One-sided Zero/X
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13 (Sexual humor and drug references)
“Y’know, there really is no way to tactfully point out when someone has an erection.”
“…Get out of my quarters, Zero.”
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How do you like that?! My best friend in the whole world -practically my only friend in the whole world- up and kicks his down-and-out bud into the cold, cold HQ corridors in the middle of the night just because I might have said something inappropriate. I wasn’t saying he had an erection; I was just trying to warn him that if he got one, there’d be no way to gently break it to him. If he wasn’t so fuckin’ cute I’d probably beat the hell out of him. But he might hit me back, and even though he’s a pacifist, when he’s mad he can hit really hard.
Oh well. I might as well go see if Lifesaver cooked up another one of those trippy patches that he swears up and down is like getting high. The last one wasn’t all that great…I didn’t even feel drunk, and X told me I didn’t do anything absurdly memorable, so it was a loss all in all. It’s not worth it unless I make the tabloids.
Maybe I’ll get something for X too, and finally get him to download it. I might get to make out with him without him remembering. That’d be cool.
However, a peek into the lab tells me that either Lifesaver decided that a recharge was finally necessary, or he’s off somewhere else, selling his drugs to the poor privates who need the stuff to make it through the day. Silly childs. I will beat the shit out of them tomorrow morning if I can tell they took one before they came to my training, and then I will confiscate them and use them later.
Well, between a best friend who doesn’t love me anymore and a dealer not where I need him to be, I’m flat out of things to do. I suppose I could go boss some cadets around for the hell of it, but then X would get even more bitchy at me and he’s prettier when he smiles.
I guess I could go to bed. Like a loser. A big loser without an adorable X to keep him steamy company all through the night. I am so fucking frustrated I could die! I should die. Again. And when X finds out and asks how I died, they’ll tell him it’s because he wouldn’t sleep with me, and he’ll feel terrible. Well, shocked at first, because I really don’t think he knows I want to sleep with him, but after that he’ll feel terrible because he should have known anyways just because that’s his job. To know that I really would like to sleep with him.
Maybe sleep is too tame a word? I really would just like to fuck him senseless, but that seems so crude that it might turn him off from an obviously very attractive idea. I’m sure once he gets into it he’ll warm up to the idea quite nicely. Of course, just breaking the ice is the hard part. X tends to withdraw from stuff that makes him uncomfortable. And withdrawing from the fantasy I have reeling in my mind right now is not allowed.
Fandom: Megaman X
Characters/Pairing: One-sided Zero/X
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13 (Sexual humor and drug references)
“Y’know, there really is no way to tactfully point out when someone has an erection.”
“…Get out of my quarters, Zero.”
-
How do you like that?! My best friend in the whole world -practically my only friend in the whole world- up and kicks his down-and-out bud into the cold, cold HQ corridors in the middle of the night just because I might have said something inappropriate. I wasn’t saying he had an erection; I was just trying to warn him that if he got one, there’d be no way to gently break it to him. If he wasn’t so fuckin’ cute I’d probably beat the hell out of him. But he might hit me back, and even though he’s a pacifist, when he’s mad he can hit really hard.
Oh well. I might as well go see if Lifesaver cooked up another one of those trippy patches that he swears up and down is like getting high. The last one wasn’t all that great…I didn’t even feel drunk, and X told me I didn’t do anything absurdly memorable, so it was a loss all in all. It’s not worth it unless I make the tabloids.
Maybe I’ll get something for X too, and finally get him to download it. I might get to make out with him without him remembering. That’d be cool.
However, a peek into the lab tells me that either Lifesaver decided that a recharge was finally necessary, or he’s off somewhere else, selling his drugs to the poor privates who need the stuff to make it through the day. Silly childs. I will beat the shit out of them tomorrow morning if I can tell they took one before they came to my training, and then I will confiscate them and use them later.
Well, between a best friend who doesn’t love me anymore and a dealer not where I need him to be, I’m flat out of things to do. I suppose I could go boss some cadets around for the hell of it, but then X would get even more bitchy at me and he’s prettier when he smiles.
I guess I could go to bed. Like a loser. A big loser without an adorable X to keep him steamy company all through the night. I am so fucking frustrated I could die! I should die. Again. And when X finds out and asks how I died, they’ll tell him it’s because he wouldn’t sleep with me, and he’ll feel terrible. Well, shocked at first, because I really don’t think he knows I want to sleep with him, but after that he’ll feel terrible because he should have known anyways just because that’s his job. To know that I really would like to sleep with him.
Maybe sleep is too tame a word? I really would just like to fuck him senseless, but that seems so crude that it might turn him off from an obviously very attractive idea. I’m sure once he gets into it he’ll warm up to the idea quite nicely. Of course, just breaking the ice is the hard part. X tends to withdraw from stuff that makes him uncomfortable. And withdrawing from the fantasy I have reeling in my mind right now is not allowed.