Amazon bastardios

[eggatron]

Fucking Amazon cunts. They say that the shit I ordered on Friday has Arrived. My postman says otherwise. Cunts. I want my stuff. I want it now. I'm bored as a bastard. I thought that BBCThree could maybe relieve some of my boredom later on, but noooooooooooooooo, they've been showing the same episode of The Mighty Boosh every night for the last week. Fuck sake. Not to worry, Monkey Dust is on. Yay! "Only I never done it. I only sed I done it, so they'd give me me fingernails back."

Ivan Dobski is my hero.