God says, "No!"
I applied for a job at the local Christian bookstore on a whim. I didn't know before I went there they were taking applications, so I thought, "Hmm...sign from God?" I had an informal interview with the owner who is very nice and she said she was going to pray over the applications and let God help her decide who she should hire since her establishment is a mission. Understandable. That was Wednesday. I'm thinking God told her not to hire me...
You know, every time one of these stupid brides tells me, "Oh, the dress I picked out for you is great. You'll get a lot of use out of it. It can be a cocktail dress!" Oh wow! Great! Because I must got to 20 cocktail parties a week! Thank you! You just made my waste of money feel validated! All those other dresses I have in my closet have been worn sooooooo much, I NEED a new dress. Thank you Bridal Barbie Bitches!
Here's what I'm thinking: Emily, 22.5 is too young for marriage! Wendy, eHarmony is a fucking JOKE. What were YOU thinking?! Just so you know, Emily gave up the Air Force and Seminary for her fiance. Can you believe that? What happened? Wendy gave up her sanity, which is really embarrassing because I'm related to her, but we're pretty different, so I'm not too embarrassed, I guess.
June is going to be busy with the Savannah retreat, Praxis exam, and wedding. I hate weddings now. It's official. Did I mention that I did not audition for a local play because the performance dates included Emily's wedding date? I resent her wedding soooooooo much now. Oh well. I'm excited that I'll be going to New Orleans, even if it is for a stupid wedding. I'm excited to be a bridesmaid in a bright pink dress that cost $42, but needed major alterations costing $70 because they JUST ran out of size four because I'm now a size four -- go figure. I'm pretty sure the dress sizes are not accurate because my jeans don't feel any different. Whatever. The cost of my hair getting fixed for the wedding is going to be around $40. What's the total? Too DAMN MUCH! Or $152. Whichever. I don't even want to think of what the grand total is going to be for Emily's stupid wedding because I KNOW the dress she wants is not on the clearance rack. But don't worry: I'm going to have a cocktail dress! Fuck you! The last cocktail party I went to was in November 2004 and everyone ended up changing out of their dresses because it was too damn hot! I don't know what kind of warped world these brides live in but I NEVER want to go there. Part of your brain goes missing when you become a bride, which is really sad because human beings don't use most of their brains to begin with. :( Aw, so sad for you stupid bitch brides!
Wow, I sound really angry. Here's a bit of sunshine for your day: I'm going to be enjoying wedding cake in New Orleans. Wait, that was my sunshine. What can I say? I LOVE sweets. Wendy who? Cake: I loves you muches because yous delishus. hahahahahaha Yeah, I guess I've officially lost it.
Any other news? Hmmm....it's finally hot here. I started out last week wearing a heavy sweater and jeans and by Friday I was in shorts. Weird GA weather.
Well, time to go job hunting. Ciao!
You know, every time one of these stupid brides tells me, "Oh, the dress I picked out for you is great. You'll get a lot of use out of it. It can be a cocktail dress!" Oh wow! Great! Because I must got to 20 cocktail parties a week! Thank you! You just made my waste of money feel validated! All those other dresses I have in my closet have been worn sooooooo much, I NEED a new dress. Thank you Bridal Barbie Bitches!
Here's what I'm thinking: Emily, 22.5 is too young for marriage! Wendy, eHarmony is a fucking JOKE. What were YOU thinking?! Just so you know, Emily gave up the Air Force and Seminary for her fiance. Can you believe that? What happened? Wendy gave up her sanity, which is really embarrassing because I'm related to her, but we're pretty different, so I'm not too embarrassed, I guess.
June is going to be busy with the Savannah retreat, Praxis exam, and wedding. I hate weddings now. It's official. Did I mention that I did not audition for a local play because the performance dates included Emily's wedding date? I resent her wedding soooooooo much now. Oh well. I'm excited that I'll be going to New Orleans, even if it is for a stupid wedding. I'm excited to be a bridesmaid in a bright pink dress that cost $42, but needed major alterations costing $70 because they JUST ran out of size four because I'm now a size four -- go figure. I'm pretty sure the dress sizes are not accurate because my jeans don't feel any different. Whatever. The cost of my hair getting fixed for the wedding is going to be around $40. What's the total? Too DAMN MUCH! Or $152. Whichever. I don't even want to think of what the grand total is going to be for Emily's stupid wedding because I KNOW the dress she wants is not on the clearance rack. But don't worry: I'm going to have a cocktail dress! Fuck you! The last cocktail party I went to was in November 2004 and everyone ended up changing out of their dresses because it was too damn hot! I don't know what kind of warped world these brides live in but I NEVER want to go there. Part of your brain goes missing when you become a bride, which is really sad because human beings don't use most of their brains to begin with. :( Aw, so sad for you stupid bitch brides!
Wow, I sound really angry. Here's a bit of sunshine for your day: I'm going to be enjoying wedding cake in New Orleans. Wait, that was my sunshine. What can I say? I LOVE sweets. Wendy who? Cake: I loves you muches because yous delishus. hahahahahaha Yeah, I guess I've officially lost it.
Any other news? Hmmm....it's finally hot here. I started out last week wearing a heavy sweater and jeans and by Friday I was in shorts. Weird GA weather.
Well, time to go job hunting. Ciao!