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Oct 21, 2008 18:15

You know why I like my Cat Gargoyle mood theme so much?





This is the story of Mary, the cat gargoyle.



Mary was a very nice kitty-cat. Though few knew it, she was very talented. She could draw and make lovely computer art, whereas most cat gargoyles couldn't even use a mouse!



Mary had a problem, though. It started the day she saw Samo for the first time. From then on, she knew her life was going to be very difficult.



Though she tried to fight it, Mary simply could not stop thinking about him. Stupid as it was, she knew that she had fallen in love.



Mary desperately wanted to be around Samo and get to know him better, but she was too shy to talk to him.


...

Mary tried to confide in others about her situation, but she found no one could offer her the help she desired.



Sometimes Mary would get frustrated with herself about the way she acted around Samo and about the things she would think about him.



Other times, all she could do about it was cry.



Mary would often fight with herself long into the night until she finally fell asleep.



The next morning, however, she would wake up fresh as a daisy. Nothing, it seemed, could spoil her good mood ...



... until she ran into him again.



Mary could only hope that no one noticed something strange was happening inside of her.



Mary knew that she had to do something, and soon. One day, she sat down and thought hard about what to do with herself.





After that, Mary tried many things to keep her thoughts off of Samo.



But to no avail.



Mary was going crazy!





She began to lose touch with herself. It got harder and harder to control her appetite. She wished lightning would strike her dead. She wanted to run away and never come back.

All over some stupid boy!



Then, one day, an angel touched down and expressed his love for her.



After barely surviving a heart attack and spending weeks in the hospital, Mary suddenly found she could express her love for Samo as well.



Then, one cold evening, Mary's sister Martha slipped some arsenic into her dinner. Teach her to steal Samo from her!





No, then the aliens took over!

Aw, whatever.



THE END!

So, yeah. There's the last two years of my life in a nut shell. I only wish someone would come out and tell me he loves me, though. 6.6

And then I don't.

The End.

pictures, life

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