Fic... in my journal?!?! *faints*
Title: Glitter Is Just a Sparkly Sort of Silver
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Albus Severus Potter, ensemble
Author: eeyore9990
Beta Reader(s): leela_cat, r_grayjoy
Rating: G
(Highlight to View) Warning(s): slight crack, blatant Mary Sue.
Note: Epilogue-compliant with one exception. Remus Lupin lives!!
Summary: Al Potter wasn't above begging... But he had no idea what was in store when he told the Hat, "Just not Slytherin." (epistolary fic)
Dear Mum and Dad,
I bet you're surprised at how quickly Arrow got this to you, huh? Well, there's a reason for that.
Relax, Mum. I wasn't sorted into Slytherin.
Dad, stop grinning. I'm not a Gryffindor, either.
I don't even know how to explain this without going into the whole story, so... well, I guess I'll tell you everything from the time Professor Flitwick stuck the Hat on my head.
I did just what you told me to, Dad. I really didn't want to get sorted into Slytherin (NOT because there's anything wrong with that house, but because I just don't think I could take Jamie's reaction, I really couldn't) and so I asked the Hat to put me anywhere but Slytherin. That's exactly what I said. "Just not Slytherin, please. Just not Slytherin."
I can't remember what happened next because the look on Headmistress McGonagall's face was so weird it distracted me, but the Hat was saying something (just to me, I think) and then suddenly it shouted, "Sparklypoo."
You have to know this, right? There's no such thing as House Sparklypoo! I mean, it doesn't exist. It's an IMAGINARY house!
I sat there for a minute, wondering what to do, but then Professor Flitwick stepped forward, pulled the Hat off my head, and smiled at me. It was an awful smile, though. Honestly, I thought he was going to hug me right there in the middle of the Great Hall. How embarrassing would that have been?? But he didn't, he just leaned forward (I'm taller than him, so he couldn't very well lean down) and told me to go talk to Professor McGonagall. She took me to her office (it's HUGE, have you seen it??), and she said something about resorting me, but then she looked at this big book and...
Well, I guess I'm officially a member of House Sparklypoo. It's all magically sealed and everything. What an awful mess.
So anyway, I'm writing this while the Headmistress makes some arrangements for a house table for me. Jamie offered to let me eat with Gryffindor (after he stopped laughing--which honestly, he only did because when HE started laughing, the Slytherins did too and you know he'd cut his own throat before agreeing with them on anything) but Professor Flitwick said it's not possible for me to eat anywhere than with my House on my first night, brothers or no. Apparently it has to do with some magical transference of loyalty or something.
I hope they figure it out quickly. The feast looked amazing, and I still haven't had even one bite.
I know you had it worse, Dad, but honestly I'm not at all interested in having the sorts of adventures you did. I can only hope this whole night ends up being a horrible dream, and I wake up tomorrow getting ready to go to King's Cross.
I'll write again later to let you know how it all comes out. Tell Lily that Hogwarts is just as huge as we always thought.
I love you both, and I really miss you.
Really.
Love,
Al
PS - I think the Hat is senile. Did anyone check it for magical damage after the whole incident with the fire? Someone should look into that.
1 September, 2017
To the Parents of Albus Severus Potter:
Harry James Potter,
Imagine my surprise when I saw your son pulling the same stunt you did some twenty five years ago. Please do not tell any other children that they can reason with the Sorting Hat. It is an ancient magical artefact and therefore extremely suggestible. Not to mention easily confused.
I saw your son scribbling furiously in the corner a moment ago, so I'm sure you already know my news. However it is my duty to officially inform you that Albus Severus Potter is now in the Hogwarts record book as the first member of House Sparklypoo.
You cannot imagine the amount of work involved in creating everything a new House requires. Once again, I must ask you to desist all attempts to subvert the natural order of Sorting.
As Albus' new House crest has just magically sealed itself to his robes, I must now end this correspondence to go and comfort him.
Regards,
Minerva McGonagall
Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Dad,
You have to do something! It's just not on! The Slytherins all think there's something WRONG with Al, or our family, or …. I don't know what! But they're saying the most vile things. And now Al isn't even talking to me, just because I--
Just do something!
You're the Head Auror.
Love,
James Sirius Potter
Dear Al,
Your mother has asked me to send her love and tell you how excited she is for you. She'll write you herself in a day or so, but she's covering the Wasps match tonight, and you know how Quidditch Illustrated feels about her using their owls for personal business. I probably shouldn't have porta-Floo'd her while she was working, but I knew she'd want to know how your Sorting went right away.
I know you're not terribly excited about the adventure that's in store for you, but just remember that you're a wonderful, bright young man. There's nothing you can't do, no hardship you can't overcome. You have the love and support of your entire family--and between you and me, that's a good half of the British wizarding community just counting the Weasleys!
I'll look into having the Hat examined by my counterpart in the Department of Mysteries, but it appears as though that will only keep other children from being Sorted into your House. I'm afraid you're quite stuck.
To add some perspective to your current troubles, just think what this means! Why, if you're the only student in your house, you'll be a prefect, with all the rights and privileges that come with such an exalted position. Also, you won't have to worry about dorm-mates who snore or chew with their mouths open.
There is a bright side to all of this. With time, I just know you'll see it as well.
Love,
Dad
PS - What did your brother do that you've stopped talking to him?
Dear Dad,
Perspective sucks. I won't have to worry about snoring dorm-mates because I won't have any.
I won't have any friends either.
You want to know what James did? Nothing. Not a thing except point and laugh when he saw my new crest on my uniform. My house colors are pink and glitter. I'm not even kidding. I didn't know glitter was a COLOR! Oh, and the mascot is a unicorn.
I hate my life.
Al
PS - Tell Mum I already asked about a Quidditch team. The Headmistress said no because I can't be expected to field all the positions myself. I really hate my life.
Dear Al,
Has a good night's sleep helped your transition into your new House?
Love,
Dad
PS - I don't think glitter IS a color... maybe it's just a sparkly sort of silver. I hope these Chocolate Frogs help.
Dearest Al,
Your father told me everything.
Be on your guard! There isn't a terrible amount you can do at your age and magical ability level to repel any mischief now, but just be aware of everything.
I know Harry is absolutely thrilled for you, but there is a time and a place for eternal optimism. This is neither that time nor that place. I can't believe he didn't consider that someone had tampered with the Hat. Did he ever mention anything to you about our fourth year, the Goblet of Fire, or Professor Moody?
I'll be there with a team of specialists before the day is out. Don't eat or drink anything that hasn't been thoroughly tested by one of your Professors. Actually, forget that. Make sure it is either Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, or Professor Longbottom who tests your food. Better safe than sorry. You should be fine otherwise, as today is Saturday and you've no classes. But it's best to surround yourself with others. Stay by James and Rose when possible.
Constant vigilance, as Mad Eye would say.
Have a wonderful day!
Aunt Hermione
Dear Aunt Hermione,
You're my very favorite aunt.
Love,
Al
Ginny,
Since Harry is being an absolute prat about this whole Sorting issue, I thought I'd get your help on this.
Al is miserable. Not only is he completely alone after dinner when the remainder of the school retreats to their common rooms, but he's been told he must eat at his house table. In case you are unaware, his house table is a tiny little thing set off in a corner. He's basically been relegated to the kiddy corner!
The Hat is being tested, but Al's Sorting has already been magically recorded, so there's not much you can do about having him resorted, but at this point anything will be better than what he's dealing with now. I promised not to say anything--boys and their pride!--but while I was there, another student slipped a tube of lip gloss into Al's pocket.
I'm ashamed to say it was a Gryffindor who did it.
Your son needs you now more than ever.
Hoping the rest of your weekend is wonderful,
Hermione
Dear Headmistress McGonagall,
If you've received as many owls as I have, I'm sure you're ready to contract an extension to the owlery. I would like to apologize in advance for any Howlers my mother may have sent and remind you not to open any "gifts" bearing the Weasley Wizard Wheezes logo.
I have received your reports regarding Al's progress, and I agree that there's nothing to be done at this point but simply let his sorting stand. He's a resourceful child, so I know he'll eventually bounce back. Harry and I are keeping in daily contact with him, and while he seems to still be somewhat disappointed, I can already tell his spirits are lifting.
While it isn't possible for Al to spend the night in any dorm but his own, I would like to formally offer my consent for him to visit his brother and cousin in their respective common rooms. Also, if he could be allowed to eat with them until such a time as there are other Sparklypoo students, that would be wonderful.
I'm enclosing a scarf for Al that Mum knitted. Please assure him that it isn't necessary for him to wear it with the pink side showing.
All my best,
Ginny Potter
To the Parents of Albus Severus Potter:
This notice is to inform you that there has been a change in staff at Hogwarts. Professor Aurora Skyborn Morgansdottir has accepted the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts. Professor Morgansdottir recently graduated from the Salem Witches Institute with the highest honors and comes to us with glowing recommendations from the American Aurors and the President of the American Wizarding World for actions taken in defense of the AWW. We are very lucky to have her agree to relocate with such late notice.
Professor Morgansdottir has also agreed to accept the position of Head of House for our new House Sparklypoo.
Warmest Regards,
Professor Filius Flitwick
Deputy Headmaster
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Dear Harry and Ginevra,
I had no choice. Professor Morgansdottir was the only qualified candidate available at this late date.
I understand your reservations, but please remember that that particular curse died with Tom Riddle over 19 years ago.
V/R,
Minerva McGonagall
Headmistress, etc.
Mum,
There's something not on about this new professor. She's just awful. You know I have nothing against Americans, but she's just too... not-professory! Yes, I know that isn't a word, but in this case it's the best descriptor available.
She refuses to wear teaching robes and runs around in denims and very old tee shirts. Do you know who Justin Bieber is? She wears his face on her chest. Her very LARGE chest. It's obscene.
She doesn't wear shoes, either. I can't wait til winter. Perhaps we'll all get lucky and her feet will freeze to the floors.
Love,
Rose
Dad,
The new DADA professor is awesome! You should come for a visit. I'll introduce you to her.
Just don't bring Mum.
Love,
James Sirius Potter
Dear Mum,
Could you do something about my new Head of House? She's a massive creeper. I thought she was a bit of all right at first, but then she called a house meeting (I'm the only student in the house!!) and now she wants me to 'open up' to her.
Would you punish me if, the next time she asks me to express my feelings, I really let her have it?
Oh, and James is no help at all. He won't stop ogling her chest.
Love,
Al
PS - Please tell Dad to stop sending me Chocolate Frogs. I haven't had a chance to finish the first super-sized bag he sent and now they're jumping all over my room.
Dear Harry,
Try not to worry. Aurora is a bit different from your average professor, but there's not an evil bone in her body. She's more than slightly annoying, but in a Professor Trelawney way rather than a Professor Umbridge way, if you take my meaning. And just between the two of us, if you can overlook her constant babbling, she's not hard on the eyes. If any of my classes fall after hers, I've had to give the boys an extra few minutes to get to class so they have time to take care of other matters.
In other news, James continues to have the brownest thumb I've ever seen. He makes me realize just how awful old Snape had it with me in his classes.
Al is progressing well. He won't be a star Herbologist, but then, not all of us can be.
It was nice hearing from you. Don't be such a stranger!
Neville
PS - Give my love to Ginny. Her commentary at that last Harpies match reminded me of Lee Jordan.
Ronald and Hermione,
While I was delighted to host two of my favorite former students this past weekend, I must admit to a severe disappointment in the both of you for your actions while guests of the school.
I realize the phrase "I want to see you get in touch with yourself" could be misconstrued, but please understand that as a professor, it is Professor Morgansdottir's duty to counsel and guide the students under her care. As Albus is the only student in her House, you must understand that she takes a deeper interest in his physical and mental well-being.
Regardless, it is never acceptable to attack a professor of Hogwarts without imminent danger presented to another member of the faculty or a student. Simple conjecture as to the nature of an otherwise innocent exchange does not qualify as imminent danger.
Unamusedly yours,
Minerva McGonagall
Headmistress, etc
Filius,
Burn after reading.
I don't care where you send her, but if this woman doesn't get out of my school for a few days so I can have a break from her incredibly annoying presence, I will not be responsible for my actions.
I do not need to cleanse my chakras, thank you very much.
Banish the ashes after you read this.
Minerva
Dear Dad,
Uncle Remus is my new Head of House! This is fantastic!
He's sort of going a bit daft with all the pink and whatnot (I can't prove it, but I think he might have taken the scarf Granny Weasley knitted me...it sure looks like the one he's been wearing) but I couldn't ask for a more brilliant Head. Now if only there were other students actually in my house with me, everything would be perfect.
Oh, by the way, they've moved me out of professors quarters and into an actual dorm. I have a common room and everything! I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to DO with a common room all to myself, but at least I have one.
Love to Mum and Lils,
Al
PS - Is there something I should know about Uncle Remus? I know he was married, but is he... you know??
Dear Dad,
OMG, please stop it! When an 11-year-old notices you flouncing around the place, you're being a bit too obvious. I'm as much for gay and lesbian rights as anyone, but don't scare the little tykes.
I love you, but seriously. Enough is enough.
Love,
Teddy
PS - The shade of pink you're wearing in that photo is atrocious. Try something a bit more salmon-tinted. And were you... sparkling? Don't tell me you're confused as to your dark creature orientation now!!
Dear Mum,
Did you ever have Professor Lupin when you were a student? He's amazing! I think I'm in love.
Only kidding! ...A bit.
But really, he's just fabulous.
He's a werewolf, but no one really cares. He's just too nice to ever be afraid of him. In fact, I've heard more than one girl moan about how they want to switch houses. Not only would they get to wear pink, but they'd have HIM as their Head of House.
Can't say I blame them either. He's quite dreamy. I think Al Potter is the envy of the school at this point, the lucky bugger.
Pat Snickers for me and tell Dad I haven't switched to skirts... yet.
Love,
Evan
PS, I'm definitely in the running for Head Boy next year!
Dear Professor Lupin,
Thank you so much for your guidance with Judith. Professor Sinistra informed us of your gentle handling of the situation and we are extremely grateful. We are aware that counseling students from other Houses is not your responsibility, but you put Judith's needs above such petty matters as House affiliation.
Judith wrote to us that Albus Potter was instrumental in bringing her difficulties with her ... condition ... to your attention. He has been a brave and loyal friend to our daughter and is a credit to your House.
Please accept this hand-crafted unicorn as a very small token of our thanks, and know that should you ever require our assistance, it is yours.
With deepest thanks,
Marcus and Theresa Flint
PS - Judith has asked that we make a donation in her name to your Werewolves Have Rights organization. Attached is a receipt for 1,000 Galleons. We trust it will be put to good use.
Dear Mum and Dad,
You'll never believe who turned up in the Black Lake. Professor Morgansdottir! Although she's not a professor anymore. Apparently, she carried a recessive mermaid gene on her mother's side, so when that tsunami hit her, she just swam away. Who knew? She can come out of the water and transform her tail into legs, but she wants to "explore this part" of her heritage. Weird. Not that I'm complaining. Uncle Remus is the only Head of House I want!
I can't believe it's almost Christmas. So much has happened this year already that I'm a bit scared to see what next term has in store. Only kidding! ...sort of.
There's a rumor going around that all the returning OWL level and below students will be resorted next school year. I really hope it happens because it'll mean that I might have a few students my age in my house next year. Having dorm-mates would be amazing.
More and more students are wearing pink. At first I thought they were doing it to get on Uncle Remus' good side, but now I think some of them are unicorns just looking for a rainbow. We've decided that the trait exemplifying Sparklypoo is individuality. There have been some students in other Houses that say our trait is something slightly rude, but I don't think that's true.
And even if it is, who cares?
Right now, Sparklypoo is in the lead for the House Cup, which is amazing to me. Then again, Uncle Remus says it's because I only ever earn points. I guess being the good kid is finally working in my favor, hah!
I'll see you both in a week. Tell Lily I have something special for her Christmas gift.
Love,
Al
PS - I know I've already told you, but just in case... No pink presents, please! OR GLITTER!!
~END~
Newspaper clipping text:
Hogwarts students are in mourning today, following the news that their newest professor, Aurora Skyborn Morgansdottir, recently transferred from Salem Witches Institute, drowned in a bizarre tsunami that rocked the English Channel this weekend.
Professor Morgansdottir is the only known victim of the freakish flood. Sources close to the professor spoke of her deep compassion and commitment to the students in her care, but none of them realized she was unable to swim.
"If only I'd known," wept Rubeus Hagrid, Care of Magical Creatures professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. "I'd have taught her me'self. We've a great big lake right here, perfect for learning if ye don't count the Giant Squid, merpeople... and grindylows."
Headmistress McGonagall refused comment, other than to say, "One would think a woman as highly accomplished as Professor Morgansdottir wouldn't go near water if she couldn't swim."
Professor Morgansdottir will be replaced by Remus Lupin, founder of Werewolves Have Rights, who was a professor at Hogwarts during the 1993-1994 school year.
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Albus Severus Potter, ensemble
Author: eeyore9990
Beta Reader(s): leela_cat, r_grayjoy
Rating: G
(Highlight to View) Warning(s): slight crack, blatant Mary Sue.
Note: Epilogue-compliant with one exception. Remus Lupin lives!!
Summary: Al Potter wasn't above begging... But he had no idea what was in store when he told the Hat, "Just not Slytherin." (epistolary fic)
Dear Mum and Dad,
I bet you're surprised at how quickly Arrow got this to you, huh? Well, there's a reason for that.
Relax, Mum. I wasn't sorted into Slytherin.
Dad, stop grinning. I'm not a Gryffindor, either.
I don't even know how to explain this without going into the whole story, so... well, I guess I'll tell you everything from the time Professor Flitwick stuck the Hat on my head.
I did just what you told me to, Dad. I really didn't want to get sorted into Slytherin (NOT because there's anything wrong with that house, but because I just don't think I could take Jamie's reaction, I really couldn't) and so I asked the Hat to put me anywhere but Slytherin. That's exactly what I said. "Just not Slytherin, please. Just not Slytherin."
I can't remember what happened next because the look on Headmistress McGonagall's face was so weird it distracted me, but the Hat was saying something (just to me, I think) and then suddenly it shouted, "Sparklypoo."
You have to know this, right? There's no such thing as House Sparklypoo! I mean, it doesn't exist. It's an IMAGINARY house!
I sat there for a minute, wondering what to do, but then Professor Flitwick stepped forward, pulled the Hat off my head, and smiled at me. It was an awful smile, though. Honestly, I thought he was going to hug me right there in the middle of the Great Hall. How embarrassing would that have been?? But he didn't, he just leaned forward (I'm taller than him, so he couldn't very well lean down) and told me to go talk to Professor McGonagall. She took me to her office (it's HUGE, have you seen it??), and she said something about resorting me, but then she looked at this big book and...
Well, I guess I'm officially a member of House Sparklypoo. It's all magically sealed and everything. What an awful mess.
So anyway, I'm writing this while the Headmistress makes some arrangements for a house table for me. Jamie offered to let me eat with Gryffindor (after he stopped laughing--which honestly, he only did because when HE started laughing, the Slytherins did too and you know he'd cut his own throat before agreeing with them on anything) but Professor Flitwick said it's not possible for me to eat anywhere than with my House on my first night, brothers or no. Apparently it has to do with some magical transference of loyalty or something.
I hope they figure it out quickly. The feast looked amazing, and I still haven't had even one bite.
I know you had it worse, Dad, but honestly I'm not at all interested in having the sorts of adventures you did. I can only hope this whole night ends up being a horrible dream, and I wake up tomorrow getting ready to go to King's Cross.
I'll write again later to let you know how it all comes out. Tell Lily that Hogwarts is just as huge as we always thought.
I love you both, and I really miss you.
Really.
Love,
Al
PS - I think the Hat is senile. Did anyone check it for magical damage after the whole incident with the fire? Someone should look into that.
1 September, 2017
To the Parents of Albus Severus Potter:
Harry James Potter,
Imagine my surprise when I saw your son pulling the same stunt you did some twenty five years ago. Please do not tell any other children that they can reason with the Sorting Hat. It is an ancient magical artefact and therefore extremely suggestible. Not to mention easily confused.
I saw your son scribbling furiously in the corner a moment ago, so I'm sure you already know my news. However it is my duty to officially inform you that Albus Severus Potter is now in the Hogwarts record book as the first member of House Sparklypoo.
You cannot imagine the amount of work involved in creating everything a new House requires. Once again, I must ask you to desist all attempts to subvert the natural order of Sorting.
As Albus' new House crest has just magically sealed itself to his robes, I must now end this correspondence to go and comfort him.
Regards,
Minerva McGonagall
Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Dad,
You have to do something! It's just not on! The Slytherins all think there's something WRONG with Al, or our family, or …. I don't know what! But they're saying the most vile things. And now Al isn't even talking to me, just because I--
Just do something!
You're the Head Auror.
Love,
James Sirius Potter
Dear Al,
Your mother has asked me to send her love and tell you how excited she is for you. She'll write you herself in a day or so, but she's covering the Wasps match tonight, and you know how Quidditch Illustrated feels about her using their owls for personal business. I probably shouldn't have porta-Floo'd her while she was working, but I knew she'd want to know how your Sorting went right away.
I know you're not terribly excited about the adventure that's in store for you, but just remember that you're a wonderful, bright young man. There's nothing you can't do, no hardship you can't overcome. You have the love and support of your entire family--and between you and me, that's a good half of the British wizarding community just counting the Weasleys!
I'll look into having the Hat examined by my counterpart in the Department of Mysteries, but it appears as though that will only keep other children from being Sorted into your House. I'm afraid you're quite stuck.
To add some perspective to your current troubles, just think what this means! Why, if you're the only student in your house, you'll be a prefect, with all the rights and privileges that come with such an exalted position. Also, you won't have to worry about dorm-mates who snore or chew with their mouths open.
There is a bright side to all of this. With time, I just know you'll see it as well.
Love,
Dad
PS - What did your brother do that you've stopped talking to him?
Dear Dad,
Perspective sucks. I won't have to worry about snoring dorm-mates because I won't have any.
I won't have any friends either.
You want to know what James did? Nothing. Not a thing except point and laugh when he saw my new crest on my uniform. My house colors are pink and glitter. I'm not even kidding. I didn't know glitter was a COLOR! Oh, and the mascot is a unicorn.
I hate my life.
Al
PS - Tell Mum I already asked about a Quidditch team. The Headmistress said no because I can't be expected to field all the positions myself. I really hate my life.
Dear Al,
Has a good night's sleep helped your transition into your new House?
Love,
Dad
PS - I don't think glitter IS a color... maybe it's just a sparkly sort of silver. I hope these Chocolate Frogs help.
Dearest Al,
Your father told me everything.
Be on your guard! There isn't a terrible amount you can do at your age and magical ability level to repel any mischief now, but just be aware of everything.
I know Harry is absolutely thrilled for you, but there is a time and a place for eternal optimism. This is neither that time nor that place. I can't believe he didn't consider that someone had tampered with the Hat. Did he ever mention anything to you about our fourth year, the Goblet of Fire, or Professor Moody?
I'll be there with a team of specialists before the day is out. Don't eat or drink anything that hasn't been thoroughly tested by one of your Professors. Actually, forget that. Make sure it is either Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, or Professor Longbottom who tests your food. Better safe than sorry. You should be fine otherwise, as today is Saturday and you've no classes. But it's best to surround yourself with others. Stay by James and Rose when possible.
Constant vigilance, as Mad Eye would say.
Have a wonderful day!
Aunt Hermione
Dear Aunt Hermione,
You're my very favorite aunt.
Love,
Al
Ginny,
Since Harry is being an absolute prat about this whole Sorting issue, I thought I'd get your help on this.
Al is miserable. Not only is he completely alone after dinner when the remainder of the school retreats to their common rooms, but he's been told he must eat at his house table. In case you are unaware, his house table is a tiny little thing set off in a corner. He's basically been relegated to the kiddy corner!
The Hat is being tested, but Al's Sorting has already been magically recorded, so there's not much you can do about having him resorted, but at this point anything will be better than what he's dealing with now. I promised not to say anything--boys and their pride!--but while I was there, another student slipped a tube of lip gloss into Al's pocket.
I'm ashamed to say it was a Gryffindor who did it.
Your son needs you now more than ever.
Hoping the rest of your weekend is wonderful,
Hermione
Dear Headmistress McGonagall,
If you've received as many owls as I have, I'm sure you're ready to contract an extension to the owlery. I would like to apologize in advance for any Howlers my mother may have sent and remind you not to open any "gifts" bearing the Weasley Wizard Wheezes logo.
I have received your reports regarding Al's progress, and I agree that there's nothing to be done at this point but simply let his sorting stand. He's a resourceful child, so I know he'll eventually bounce back. Harry and I are keeping in daily contact with him, and while he seems to still be somewhat disappointed, I can already tell his spirits are lifting.
While it isn't possible for Al to spend the night in any dorm but his own, I would like to formally offer my consent for him to visit his brother and cousin in their respective common rooms. Also, if he could be allowed to eat with them until such a time as there are other Sparklypoo students, that would be wonderful.
I'm enclosing a scarf for Al that Mum knitted. Please assure him that it isn't necessary for him to wear it with the pink side showing.
All my best,
Ginny Potter
To the Parents of Albus Severus Potter:
This notice is to inform you that there has been a change in staff at Hogwarts. Professor Aurora Skyborn Morgansdottir has accepted the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts. Professor Morgansdottir recently graduated from the Salem Witches Institute with the highest honors and comes to us with glowing recommendations from the American Aurors and the President of the American Wizarding World for actions taken in defense of the AWW. We are very lucky to have her agree to relocate with such late notice.
Professor Morgansdottir has also agreed to accept the position of Head of House for our new House Sparklypoo.
Warmest Regards,
Professor Filius Flitwick
Deputy Headmaster
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Dear Harry and Ginevra,
I had no choice. Professor Morgansdottir was the only qualified candidate available at this late date.
I understand your reservations, but please remember that that particular curse died with Tom Riddle over 19 years ago.
V/R,
Minerva McGonagall
Headmistress, etc.
Mum,
There's something not on about this new professor. She's just awful. You know I have nothing against Americans, but she's just too... not-professory! Yes, I know that isn't a word, but in this case it's the best descriptor available.
She refuses to wear teaching robes and runs around in denims and very old tee shirts. Do you know who Justin Bieber is? She wears his face on her chest. Her very LARGE chest. It's obscene.
She doesn't wear shoes, either. I can't wait til winter. Perhaps we'll all get lucky and her feet will freeze to the floors.
Love,
Rose
Dad,
The new DADA professor is awesome! You should come for a visit. I'll introduce you to her.
Just don't bring Mum.
Love,
James Sirius Potter
Dear Mum,
Could you do something about my new Head of House? She's a massive creeper. I thought she was a bit of all right at first, but then she called a house meeting (I'm the only student in the house!!) and now she wants me to 'open up' to her.
Would you punish me if, the next time she asks me to express my feelings, I really let her have it?
Oh, and James is no help at all. He won't stop ogling her chest.
Love,
Al
PS - Please tell Dad to stop sending me Chocolate Frogs. I haven't had a chance to finish the first super-sized bag he sent and now they're jumping all over my room.
Dear Harry,
Try not to worry. Aurora is a bit different from your average professor, but there's not an evil bone in her body. She's more than slightly annoying, but in a Professor Trelawney way rather than a Professor Umbridge way, if you take my meaning. And just between the two of us, if you can overlook her constant babbling, she's not hard on the eyes. If any of my classes fall after hers, I've had to give the boys an extra few minutes to get to class so they have time to take care of other matters.
In other news, James continues to have the brownest thumb I've ever seen. He makes me realize just how awful old Snape had it with me in his classes.
Al is progressing well. He won't be a star Herbologist, but then, not all of us can be.
It was nice hearing from you. Don't be such a stranger!
Neville
PS - Give my love to Ginny. Her commentary at that last Harpies match reminded me of Lee Jordan.
Ronald and Hermione,
While I was delighted to host two of my favorite former students this past weekend, I must admit to a severe disappointment in the both of you for your actions while guests of the school.
I realize the phrase "I want to see you get in touch with yourself" could be misconstrued, but please understand that as a professor, it is Professor Morgansdottir's duty to counsel and guide the students under her care. As Albus is the only student in her House, you must understand that she takes a deeper interest in his physical and mental well-being.
Regardless, it is never acceptable to attack a professor of Hogwarts without imminent danger presented to another member of the faculty or a student. Simple conjecture as to the nature of an otherwise innocent exchange does not qualify as imminent danger.
Unamusedly yours,
Minerva McGonagall
Headmistress, etc
Filius,
Burn after reading.
I don't care where you send her, but if this woman doesn't get out of my school for a few days so I can have a break from her incredibly annoying presence, I will not be responsible for my actions.
I do not need to cleanse my chakras, thank you very much.
Banish the ashes after you read this.
Minerva
Dear Dad,
Uncle Remus is my new Head of House! This is fantastic!
He's sort of going a bit daft with all the pink and whatnot (I can't prove it, but I think he might have taken the scarf Granny Weasley knitted me...it sure looks like the one he's been wearing) but I couldn't ask for a more brilliant Head. Now if only there were other students actually in my house with me, everything would be perfect.
Oh, by the way, they've moved me out of professors quarters and into an actual dorm. I have a common room and everything! I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to DO with a common room all to myself, but at least I have one.
Love to Mum and Lils,
Al
PS - Is there something I should know about Uncle Remus? I know he was married, but is he... you know??
Dear Dad,
OMG, please stop it! When an 11-year-old notices you flouncing around the place, you're being a bit too obvious. I'm as much for gay and lesbian rights as anyone, but don't scare the little tykes.
I love you, but seriously. Enough is enough.
Love,
Teddy
PS - The shade of pink you're wearing in that photo is atrocious. Try something a bit more salmon-tinted. And were you... sparkling? Don't tell me you're confused as to your dark creature orientation now!!
Dear Mum,
Did you ever have Professor Lupin when you were a student? He's amazing! I think I'm in love.
Only kidding! ...A bit.
But really, he's just fabulous.
He's a werewolf, but no one really cares. He's just too nice to ever be afraid of him. In fact, I've heard more than one girl moan about how they want to switch houses. Not only would they get to wear pink, but they'd have HIM as their Head of House.
Can't say I blame them either. He's quite dreamy. I think Al Potter is the envy of the school at this point, the lucky bugger.
Pat Snickers for me and tell Dad I haven't switched to skirts... yet.
Love,
Evan
PS, I'm definitely in the running for Head Boy next year!
Dear Professor Lupin,
Thank you so much for your guidance with Judith. Professor Sinistra informed us of your gentle handling of the situation and we are extremely grateful. We are aware that counseling students from other Houses is not your responsibility, but you put Judith's needs above such petty matters as House affiliation.
Judith wrote to us that Albus Potter was instrumental in bringing her difficulties with her ... condition ... to your attention. He has been a brave and loyal friend to our daughter and is a credit to your House.
Please accept this hand-crafted unicorn as a very small token of our thanks, and know that should you ever require our assistance, it is yours.
With deepest thanks,
Marcus and Theresa Flint
PS - Judith has asked that we make a donation in her name to your Werewolves Have Rights organization. Attached is a receipt for 1,000 Galleons. We trust it will be put to good use.
Dear Mum and Dad,
You'll never believe who turned up in the Black Lake. Professor Morgansdottir! Although she's not a professor anymore. Apparently, she carried a recessive mermaid gene on her mother's side, so when that tsunami hit her, she just swam away. Who knew? She can come out of the water and transform her tail into legs, but she wants to "explore this part" of her heritage. Weird. Not that I'm complaining. Uncle Remus is the only Head of House I want!
I can't believe it's almost Christmas. So much has happened this year already that I'm a bit scared to see what next term has in store. Only kidding! ...sort of.
There's a rumor going around that all the returning OWL level and below students will be resorted next school year. I really hope it happens because it'll mean that I might have a few students my age in my house next year. Having dorm-mates would be amazing.
More and more students are wearing pink. At first I thought they were doing it to get on Uncle Remus' good side, but now I think some of them are unicorns just looking for a rainbow. We've decided that the trait exemplifying Sparklypoo is individuality. There have been some students in other Houses that say our trait is something slightly rude, but I don't think that's true.
And even if it is, who cares?
Right now, Sparklypoo is in the lead for the House Cup, which is amazing to me. Then again, Uncle Remus says it's because I only ever earn points. I guess being the good kid is finally working in my favor, hah!
I'll see you both in a week. Tell Lily I have something special for her Christmas gift.
Love,
Al
PS - I know I've already told you, but just in case... No pink presents, please! OR GLITTER!!
~END~
Newspaper clipping text:
Hogwarts students are in mourning today, following the news that their newest professor, Aurora Skyborn Morgansdottir, recently transferred from Salem Witches Institute, drowned in a bizarre tsunami that rocked the English Channel this weekend.
Professor Morgansdottir is the only known victim of the freakish flood. Sources close to the professor spoke of her deep compassion and commitment to the students in her care, but none of them realized she was unable to swim.
"If only I'd known," wept Rubeus Hagrid, Care of Magical Creatures professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. "I'd have taught her me'self. We've a great big lake right here, perfect for learning if ye don't count the Giant Squid, merpeople... and grindylows."
Headmistress McGonagall refused comment, other than to say, "One would think a woman as highly accomplished as Professor Morgansdottir wouldn't go near water if she couldn't swim."
Professor Morgansdottir will be replaced by Remus Lupin, founder of Werewolves Have Rights, who was a professor at Hogwarts during the 1993-1994 school year.