In my drunken dream I was a head in Deathland and I want to write a story about someone who is a head in Deathland.

I started writing it today. What do you think?

( Yeah )

So I cleaned the kitchen floor today with oodles of bleach and I'm thinking I maybe should have used a mask or something. And gloves. I've got tight shiny grandma skin hands and due to a tremendous coughing fit earlier I sound like Johnny Cash. The upside of which is, of course, singing Boy Named Sue in the shower, the downside of which, there's no ( Read more... )

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