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hey yall, wats up. ya its 8:46 and im awake. shoot me pleez lol. well you know what they say, early to bed, earlier to rise, makes a person horny, or something like that. i dunno. im bored tho. matts girlfriend wants to marry him. im like dude, your 16. yah thats not all i said but you know im not going to bother to type it right now.........monkey shizzah!!!!!!! shnitzel!! lol. wen me heaven becca and shane were in the car driving to the movies and shanes little dog odie was sitting in the rear window right behind my head and growling the whole time. somehow i brought up how the military attack dogs are taught their attack commands in german so that only their handlers can control them, and then so shane started yelling "shnitzel!!!!" while pointing at me, and we all cracked up. weeee. i need to get un-tired. i need un tiredness medicine. or caffine. or beer. no its way too early for vodka. like as soon as i wake up, if i drink soda right when i wake up, it burns my throat and it send like sharp pains through my chest. it hurts like a mother father. hmmm....yah im affraid im not too interesting or fun at 11:57 in the morning when i rolled out of bed onto the floor slid my pants on and all in one continuous motion i slunked to the computer. lol. not a minute had passed since i got out of bed to the time i sat down at the computer. that shows a serious lack of a life. i need to kill.....i mean kidnap,... call vinny and ask him to come over *coughs and puts knife and duffel bag away*. weee i swear im sane. fuckitty fuck fuck. argh ok im done now. i have to leave now and go to another webpage. lol. holy shit i just saw a thing on NBC just now talking about a group of elderly women who refuse to retire because of old age, called..get a load of this.. their called "the raging grannys" ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! god. lol. im sorry ok im done right now. im going to go swimming in the pool whose freezing water is soo cold it will frezze my balls. no not THOSE balls, the ones in my pants. lol j/k ok byebye.