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INT. JOANNA'S HOUSE - NIGHT
JOE GLASS and MATT TAGLERINI enter.
NARRATOR
Joe and Matt arrive around eight o'clock.
JOANNA
Hey.
JOE
Hi.
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EXT. JOANNA'S HOUSE
Matt, Joe, Joanna, and Mimi smoke a bowl on the porch.
JOE
What if Homer Simpson really is just four
feet tall, what if the whole universe of
the Simpsons is just down scaled and
everyone is four feet. It's scaled down,
it could be anywhere. The Simpsons could
take place in a test tube.
JOANNA
I never thought about that.
Joanna and Mimi exit.
MATT
We need to get this place kicking. I got
an idea.
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INT. MATT'S CAR (MOVING) - NIGHT
Matt is driving Joe is eating Wendy's.
MATT
Joe, Joe. Listen to me Joe. Joe we're
going to go to Graham's house and smoke
more weed and get very fucked up.
JOE
Okay.
EXT. GRAHAM'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Matt and Joe are sitting in Matt's car outside of Graham's
house in Rio.
MATT
Let's just wait outside, see what
happens, maybe he'll come out.
JOE
okay.
Someone exits the house. Matt and Joe get out of the car and
confront the man.
NARRATOR
At first Joe thought the man was Graham
but it was actually Graham twin brother,
Joe being as high as he was, was very
very confused. He forgot that Graham had
a twin brother so once both of them were
in the same room, Joe was pretty damn
surprised.
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INT. GRAHAM'S ROOM
Graham, his brother, Joe, and Matt smoke several bowls.
GRAHAM
You remember our friend Derek?
JOE
yeah.
GRAHAM
Yeah, we no longer hang out with him.
JOE
Oh yeah?
MATT
Yeah, he has become a loser.
JOE
Like losing at life you mean?
MATT
Exactly.
JOE
I know someone like that.
INT. GRAHAM'S KITCHEN
MATT
I decide we're going to go to my house
play Mortal Combat 5 and then go to
Denny's and try to get kicked out.
GRAHAM
How did our night go from being so shitty
to being that interesting in a matter of
mintues.
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INT. HAZIEL'S CAR.
NARRATOR
Matt, Haziel, Joe, and Graham, after
being kicked out of Matt's house by his
mother smoke a bowl in Haziel's car. They
then decide to go to Steak and Shake
instead of Denny's. Afterwards everyone
says their good byes, Joe leave with
Haziel towards Palm City, Matt and Graham
go to Jensen Beach. Matt had promised a
very fun night on the town for Joe. But
he did the best he could with what Stuart
had to offer. the highlight for Joe was
smoking in his backyard for the very fist
time and doing donuts in people's yards.
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