Load up the donkey!
\Last night, I was very silly.
lproven and I came back from a BBQ quite late and popped in to a corner shop on the way home. I was wearing a huge backpack full of various items, however we decided to pick up some drink for the Battlestar Galactica watching experience. Liam had remarked to me that I was beginning to resemble something of a donkey what with this enormous backpack and of course donkeys being one of my favourite animals, this pleased me immensely.
Upon reaching the checkout, Liam informed me that he would have to load me up whilst backpack was still attached. Thus, he proceeded to unzip and begin hurling large bottles of soft drink in to my already overflowing storage bin. To pass conversation, I informed the poor man at the checkout "Yes, see I'm his donkey. Liam, don't forget to zip me up at the end" etc etc etc. Oh I threw in some donkey noises as well, just to make the whole thing more authentic, remarking as I left… “come on then, shall we go to Bethlehem now?”. The whole shop went silent and whilst the checkout guy remained fairly oblivious we freaked out the entire customer base behind us. Actually considering one guy upon realizing I was blind decided to pat me as he left the shop (before donkey incident), I think I was just defaulting to preprogrammed instructions.
IN other news, I have finished Waterloo road series 3, very good and am joining a board games club with the intent of learning Magic the Gathering. *runs and hides before he's mobbed*
lproven and I came back from a BBQ quite late and popped in to a corner shop on the way home. I was wearing a huge backpack full of various items, however we decided to pick up some drink for the Battlestar Galactica watching experience. Liam had remarked to me that I was beginning to resemble something of a donkey what with this enormous backpack and of course donkeys being one of my favourite animals, this pleased me immensely.
Upon reaching the checkout, Liam informed me that he would have to load me up whilst backpack was still attached. Thus, he proceeded to unzip and begin hurling large bottles of soft drink in to my already overflowing storage bin. To pass conversation, I informed the poor man at the checkout "Yes, see I'm his donkey. Liam, don't forget to zip me up at the end" etc etc etc. Oh I threw in some donkey noises as well, just to make the whole thing more authentic, remarking as I left… “come on then, shall we go to Bethlehem now?”. The whole shop went silent and whilst the checkout guy remained fairly oblivious we freaked out the entire customer base behind us. Actually considering one guy upon realizing I was blind decided to pat me as he left the shop (before donkey incident), I think I was just defaulting to preprogrammed instructions.
IN other news, I have finished Waterloo road series 3, very good and am joining a board games club with the intent of learning Magic the Gathering. *runs and hides before he's mobbed*