Poll

[edithmatilda]

Poll IMPORTANT QUESTIONI am scared that I will be required to drink sherry, in which case I'd have to do a complete rethink of my life plans. Maybe it depends on the kind of cat lady one is. Guinness is a classic for the more robust mad spinster, but I can't handle it because I am a lightweight. All thoughts good, question merely expressed as a poll to make it more

Comments

[slemslempike]

I'm sure it's gin. Not "and tonic", gin.

[edithmatilda]

That was my second fear. I dislike gin unless I am allowed sloe gin which does not count but would fulfil the "dubious fruit-based lethality" aspect of home-madedness.

[slemslempike]

I'm sure if you had made the sloe gin, you would definitely be allowed it. In fact, any sort of homemade alochol would qualify. Elderflower wine, that sort of thing.

[edithmatilda]

*guts entire ground floor and makes microbrewery called Cat Lady Booze*

[edithmatilda]

Old ladies are so very varied! Almost like they are all separate people! I think it is very exciting of them.

Noilly Prat is funny and old ladies maybe own it for cheap lulz.