Long AIM CHAT is Long
Characters: Tetsu Kiri, Asanako Ako
Date: August 6th
Location: AIM CHAT
Rating/Warnings: PG
Summary: Kiri has been challenged to be girlie, so she goes to Ako for help!
IAmNOTABoy: ...Ako-chan?
1moreRomance: Yessss?
IAmNOTABoy: Er...
IAmNOTABoy: I have a favor to ask.
1moreRomance: Is this Kiri-chaaaan?
IAmNOTABoy: No, it's Santa.
IAmNOTABoy: Yes it's Kiri.
1moreRomance: San- aw. Thanks.
1moreRomance: *adds* What is it?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: IT'S KINDA WEIRD.
IAmNOTABoy: AND.
IAmNOTABoy: AWKWARD.
IAmNOTABoy: BUT I'M ONLY ASKING BECAUSE KIRYUU BASICALLY CHALLENGED ME.
1moreRomance: Mhm.
1moreRomance: What'd he say?
IAmNOTABoy: ...I'm too lazy. Go look at his journal and read our comments to each other.
IAmNOTABoy: But the thing I need from you is..
IAmNOTABoy: er..
IAmNOTABoy: ..
IAmNOTABoy: I need you to make me 'girly.'
1moreRomance: You already are, Kiri-chaaan
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Am not.
1moreRomance: Well, you're already a girl. So you have the hard part down.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: That was the hard part? Then this will be easy~
1moreRomance: Well it's part of the hard part.
1moreRomance: Can you sit still for long periods of time?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: No.
1moreRomance: Then it's harder than you think.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: What does sitting for long periods of time have to do with being girly?
1moreRomance: How do you expect someone to do your hair and makeup if you're moving?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: What's wrong with my hair the way it is...?
IAmNOTABoy: And what the fuck, I have to wear make-up?
1moreRomance: You can't just put on pink and say you're girlie!
1moreRomance: Well, you could.
1moreRomance: But, it's better if you add to it.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: As long as I beat Kiryuu, I don't care.
IAmNOTABoy: I'll just play my DS while you do that shit.
1moreRomance: Good! I'll get my-
1moreRomance: hold on
1moreRomance: I need to go for a moment. Phone.
1moreRomance: okay!
IAmNOTABoy: Talking to your boyfriend?
1moreRomance: The man hardly ever talks to me, then when he does he wastes my minutes- ah. No. I don't have one, thank you.
IAmNOTABoy: But you want one
IAmNOTABoy: And you want it to be Shiki-senpai~
1moreRomance: This again?
IAmNOTABoy: You know it's true.
IAmNOTABoy: Not the point.
IAmNOTABoy: Tell me what I need to do.
1moreRomance: Do you have any skirts?
IAmNOTABoy: ...Aside from the uniform, no.
1moreRomance: Nice blouses?
IAmNOTABoy: No.
1moreRomance: Dress?
IAmNOTABoy: Nope.
1moreRomance: Hm. Okay. What's your pant size?
IAmNOTABoy: 0-2. But I like wearing 6.
IAmNOTABoy: 6 is comfortable.
1moreRomance: Are you serious?!
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Yes.
1moreRomance: How do they ever stay up?
IAmNOTABoy: Belt.
1moreRomance: You're ridiculous. I'm buying you a dress.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I don't want a dress.
1moreRomance: Then I'm getting you a blouse and skirt.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I don't want a blouse and I most certainly do not want a skirt.
1moreRomance: You cannot ask for my help and then not take what I'm giving you, Kiri-chan.
1moreRomance: I suppose I could put you in a cute top and short. . .
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I'm sorry, Ako-chan.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm being difficult.
1moreRomance: Yes, but it's okay. I was difficult too.
IAmNOTABoy: These just aren't things I'd normally wear..
1moreRomance: I think you might like them if you gave them a chance. You don't have to wear revealing things. Personally, I think it's tacky.
IAmNOTABoy: Alright...
IAmNOTABoy: I'll do what you say...oh wise one.
1moreRomance: Lol
1moreRomance: Hmmm.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Hmmm?
1moreRomance: I'm thinking.
IAmNOTABoy: About?
1moreRomance: What to put you in!
IAmNOTABoy: Oh lord.
1moreRomance: I'm not putting you in pink. It's not your color.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Thank god.
IAmNOTABoy: I hate pink.
1moreRomance: lol
IAmNOTABoy: My favorite color is blue...
1moreRomance: I can put blue in it!
IAmNOTABoy: ...Yay.
1moreRomance: !
1moreRomance: I got it!
IAmNOTABoy: ...I'm afraid to ask.
IAmNOTABoy: So, you know what?
IAmNOTABoy: I won't.
1moreRomance: Alright~
1moreRomance: Did Zero-kun give you a date for this challenge?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: No.
IAmNOTABoy: And...Zero-kun?
1moreRomance: What? He's not here.
IAmNOTABoy: Tsk tsk.
1moreRomance: Don't make me be cruel.
IAmNOTABoy: ...Huh?
1moreRomance: Nothing~
1moreRomance: Good, there's no date. This weekend I'm taking you shoe shopping!
IAmNOTABoy: ....
IAmNOTABoy: WHAT.
IAmNOTABoy: WHY.
IAmNOTABoy: CAN'T YOU GO FOR ME?
IAmNOTABoy: I DON'T WANT TO.
1moreRomance: I can't go FOR you! We don't have the same feet!
IAmNOTABoy: But I can give you my size!
IAmNOTABoy: I hate shopping!
1moreRomance: You're coming. I'm not buying you shoes that you won't like. You need to try them on to make sure they're comfortable.
1moreRomance: You cannot wear sneakers with this outfit I've decided on.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: But...I like sneakers..
1moreRomance: And you'll like shoes too.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Doubt it.
1moreRomance: Don't be so negative. You'll like how you look when I'm done~
1moreRomance: It'll be different, but a good different.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm not doing this because I want to be girly.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm doing this because I won't lose to him no matter what.
1moreRomance: Well it doesn't matter.
1moreRomance: You'll like it, even if you say you don't.
IAmNOTABoy: After I've proven that I can be girly, I'll abandon the whole thing.
1moreRomance: Okay~
1moreRomance: That's fine.
1moreRomance: But at least you tried something new.
IAmNOTABoy: ...Yeah.
IAmNOTABoy: I guess you could look at it that way.
1moreRomance: <3
1moreRomance: TOMORROW we practice your hair.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Greeat.
1moreRomance: I thought so. We'll do it before our 5 o'clock classes
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS WITH IT?
1moreRomance: Yes!
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: ....Fuck.
IAmNOTABoy: Well.
1moreRomance: Kiri!
IAmNOTABoy: Isn't looking the part only half of it?
IAmNOTABoy: How am I supposed to act?
1moreRomance: I'll teach you while I do your hair and we buy your shoes, try on clothes.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: This sounds like torture, Ako-chaaan
1moreRomance: It's not hard. I'm not making you for royalty.
1moreRomance: As long as you don't try to smash him with a hammer or punch him. . .you don't have much to change.
1moreRomance: Every lady is different.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: No violence?
IAmNOTABoy: This is torture!
1moreRomance: Wait until I make you listen to Michael.
IAmNOTABoy: ..
IAmNOTABoy: What.
IAmNOTABoy: Who is Michael.
IAmNOTABoy: That sounds like a western name.
1moreRomance: My favorite vocalist. He is.
1moreRomance: Don't you know English?
1moreRomance: It might be easier on you if you don't. I don't think you're the type to like him.
IAmNOTABoy: ...Then why do I have to listen to it.
1moreRomance: Because I will be.
IAmNOTABoy: ....
IAmNOTABoy: AWESOME. *sarcasm*
1moreRomance: I thought so.
1moreRomance: You know, if you don't want me to do this I don't have to.
1moreRomance: Ask Yuuki-chan. I'm sure she'll help you. She's cute.
IAmNOTABoy: Kiryuu said she's not very girly either.
IAmNOTABoy: And I wanted your help.
1moreRomance: I feel loved.
IAmNOTABoy: You're the one that's my friend.
1moreRomance: You're not friends with Yuuki-chan?
IAmNOTABoy: Well, I think she's nice.
IAmNOTABoy: But I don't think she likes me.
IAmNOTABoy: I don't follow the whole "respecting your elders" thing. She's always lecturing me about it.
1moreRomance: Well that's only because she's in love with Kaname-kun. She probably wouldn't care as much if she weren't.
IAmNOTABoy: ...But she doesn't lecture me about disrespecting him.
IAmNOTABoy: She lectures me about disrespecting Aidou.
1moreRomance: If she lectured you about Kaname-kun, it would be obvious that she liked him. Wouldn't it? Talking to you about someone she doesn't faun over is much easier.
1moreRomance: Gasp!
IAmNOTABoy: ...But it's obvious she likes him, anyway...
IAmNOTABoy: And it's obvious that he likes her.
1moreRomance: We can show Aidou-kun too~ You'll win two boys at once, Kiri!
IAmNOTABoy: And it's obvious that Kiryuu likes her as well--WHAT.
IAmNOTABoy: I'M NOT TRYING TO WIN ANY BOYS.
1moreRomance: You know what I mean. Aidou-kun doesn't think you're very girlie either.
1moreRomance: Now you can prove him and everyone wrong~
1moreRomance: It's a brilliant plan.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: But.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm not girly.
IAmNOTABoy: I know I'm not. I just want to prove that I can be.
1moreRomance: Well I want to know; are you doing this for them or for yourself?
1moreRomance: Why should you have to prove you anything but yourself?
IAmNOTABoy: Because I was challenged.
IAmNOTABoy: I can't back down from a challenge.
1moreRomance: So if someone were to challenge you to jump off a bridge you'd do it?
IAmNOTABoy: Yes.
1moreRomance: Even if it was a really high one that you could die from, and not some dinky bridge in someone's backyard?
IAmNOTABoy: Yep.
1moreRomance: Sigh.
1moreRomance: I'm going to go think of boy things in the shower. Talk to you later, Kiri-chan~
1moreRomance: Ah~
IAmNOTABoy: ...All nice and clean?
1moreRomance: Aye aye!
IAmNOTABoy: Nice.
1moreRomance: Are you prepared for tomorrow then?
*** You have been disconnected. Wed Aug 06 17:09:29 2008.
*** "IAmNOTABoy" signed on at Wed Aug 06 23:14:10 2008.
IAmNOTABoy: Sorry, sorry!
IAmNOTABoy: I got distracted by RE...and fell asleep at my tv
1moreRomance: RE~?
IAmNOTABoy: Resident Evil...?
1moreRomance: Oh. I see.
IAmNOTABoy: Yeah.
IAmNOTABoy: Zombies.
1moreRomance: Not girlie.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: No one can see me in my dorm room, so it doesn't matter~~
1moreRomance: I'll know.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: So?
1moreRomance: Just saying.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Well.
IAmNOTABoy: What do I need to do to be
IAmNOTABoy: 'Prepared'
1moreRomance: Shower before I come over. You don't have to wash your hair if you don't want, I just need it getting dry.
IAmNOTABoy: ...Fine.
1moreRomance: ?
1moreRomance: Do you hate showers too?
IAmNOTABoy: No.
IAmNOTABoy: But I don't like the prospect of you doing my hair in the morning.
IAmNOTABoy: *was hoping you'd forget*
1moreRomance: Nah. Not in the morning, just before our 5 PM class.
IAmNOTABoy: Same thing.
IAmNOTABoy: It's a nocturnal morning.
1moreRomance: Whatever~
IAmNOTABoy: Sigh.
IAmNOTABoy: DO WE HAVE TO START TOMORROW?
1moreRomance: Yes!
IAmNOTABoy: Whyyyy?
1moreRomance: You need to get used to it.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm only going to do this for a day!
IAmNOTABoy: A day is all I need.
IAmNOTABoy: So shouldn't we just wait until we're completely ready and then..er..surprise everyone?
1moreRomance: No.
1moreRomance: I've never worked with your hair. What if I don't like what I do tomorrow?
1moreRomance: Then I'll know what not to do the day you show up their sorry faces.
IAmNOTABoy: This sounds like such a hassle
1moreRomance: You're the one sitting there.
1moreRomance: !
1moreRomance: You've never been pampered before. . .
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Pampered?
1moreRomance: You know. Sat around all day while people do things for you?
1moreRomance: Get your hair done?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Why would I want to do that?
1moreRomance: Because it's fun.
IAmNOTABoy: Sounds boring.
1moreRomance: You're missing out. But if you like what you like, okay!
IAmNOTABoy: ...Okay.
1moreRomance: I bet you tomorrow you'll like when I do your hair.
IAmNOTABoy: I bet I won't..
1moreRomance: I haven't met one girl who doesn't like it. Tom boy or not.
IAmNOTABoy: ..I'll just be.
IAmNOTABoy: Sitting there.
IAmNOTABoy: Doing nothing.
1moreRomance: Yes.
1moreRomance: That is the point.
IAmNOTABoy: Having someone tug at my hair.
IAmNOTABoy: THAT'S SO BORING.
1moreRomance: But it's the feeling~
IAmNOTABoy: I LIKE DOING THINGS.
1moreRomance: Talk to me~
IAmNOTABoy: ...Not really what I meant.
IAmNOTABoy: Although I do enjoy our conversations..
1moreRomance: You learn so much~
IAmNOTABoy: ...Oh yes.
IAmNOTABoy: I learn so much
1moreRomance: Mhm.
1moreRomance: I'd tell you more, but you don't ask and therefore I won't tell.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Okay~
1moreRomance: You know you have so much you want to know!
IAmNOTABoy: ...I don't have any questions though.
1moreRomance: None you're wiling to ask~
IAmNOTABoy: ...None in general~
IAmNOTABoy: OH.
IAmNOTABoy: How did your date with Shiki go~
1moreRomance: What date?
IAmNOTABoy: The date that you said wasn't a date.
IAmNOTABoy: Even though it was.
1moreRomance: It wasn't a date, and it went fine.
IAmNOTABoy: Mmhm~Sure it wasn't.
IAmNOTABoy: Everyone in this school is so easy to read.
IAmNOTABoy: They're crushes are so obvious.
1moreRomance: Like yours?
IAmNOTABoy: *Their
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I don't have one.
IAmNOTABoy: I've never had one.
1moreRomance: Sure
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: What is that supposed to mean?
1moreRomance: Nothing~
IAmNOTABoy: .....
IAmNOTABoy: Tell me what you mean.
IAmNOTABoy: Or I'll tell everyone you love Shiki-senpai.
1moreRomance: Go ahead~
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: AKO.
IAmNOTABoy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
1moreRomance: Nothing~
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Ako.
IAmNOTABoy: Tell me. Please?
1moreRomance: I meant nothing.
IAmNOTABoy: IAmNOTABoy: They're crushes are so obvious.
"Ako/Sou": Like yours?
IAmNOTABoy: Who do you think I like?
1moreRomance: No one~
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Then why did you say it.
1moreRomance: Because I can!
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: That makes no...
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I'm done speaking to you right now.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm off to play video games~
1moreRomance: Good, go. Make sure you're washed tomorrow~
IAmNOTABoy: I shower everyday.
IAmNOTABoy: Because I sweat everyday.
IAmNOTABoy: I don't like smelling like decomposing corpses~
1moreRomance: Good.
1moreRomance: Wonderful.
1moreRomance: Brilliant.
Date: August 6th
Location: AIM CHAT
Rating/Warnings: PG
Summary: Kiri has been challenged to be girlie, so she goes to Ako for help!
IAmNOTABoy: ...Ako-chan?
1moreRomance: Yessss?
IAmNOTABoy: Er...
IAmNOTABoy: I have a favor to ask.
1moreRomance: Is this Kiri-chaaaan?
IAmNOTABoy: No, it's Santa.
IAmNOTABoy: Yes it's Kiri.
1moreRomance: San- aw. Thanks.
1moreRomance: *adds* What is it?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: IT'S KINDA WEIRD.
IAmNOTABoy: AND.
IAmNOTABoy: AWKWARD.
IAmNOTABoy: BUT I'M ONLY ASKING BECAUSE KIRYUU BASICALLY CHALLENGED ME.
1moreRomance: Mhm.
1moreRomance: What'd he say?
IAmNOTABoy: ...I'm too lazy. Go look at his journal and read our comments to each other.
IAmNOTABoy: But the thing I need from you is..
IAmNOTABoy: er..
IAmNOTABoy: ..
IAmNOTABoy: I need you to make me 'girly.'
1moreRomance: You already are, Kiri-chaaan
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Am not.
1moreRomance: Well, you're already a girl. So you have the hard part down.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: That was the hard part? Then this will be easy~
1moreRomance: Well it's part of the hard part.
1moreRomance: Can you sit still for long periods of time?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: No.
1moreRomance: Then it's harder than you think.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: What does sitting for long periods of time have to do with being girly?
1moreRomance: How do you expect someone to do your hair and makeup if you're moving?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: What's wrong with my hair the way it is...?
IAmNOTABoy: And what the fuck, I have to wear make-up?
1moreRomance: You can't just put on pink and say you're girlie!
1moreRomance: Well, you could.
1moreRomance: But, it's better if you add to it.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: As long as I beat Kiryuu, I don't care.
IAmNOTABoy: I'll just play my DS while you do that shit.
1moreRomance: Good! I'll get my-
1moreRomance: hold on
1moreRomance: I need to go for a moment. Phone.
1moreRomance: okay!
IAmNOTABoy: Talking to your boyfriend?
1moreRomance: The man hardly ever talks to me, then when he does he wastes my minutes- ah. No. I don't have one, thank you.
IAmNOTABoy: But you want one
IAmNOTABoy: And you want it to be Shiki-senpai~
1moreRomance: This again?
IAmNOTABoy: You know it's true.
IAmNOTABoy: Not the point.
IAmNOTABoy: Tell me what I need to do.
1moreRomance: Do you have any skirts?
IAmNOTABoy: ...Aside from the uniform, no.
1moreRomance: Nice blouses?
IAmNOTABoy: No.
1moreRomance: Dress?
IAmNOTABoy: Nope.
1moreRomance: Hm. Okay. What's your pant size?
IAmNOTABoy: 0-2. But I like wearing 6.
IAmNOTABoy: 6 is comfortable.
1moreRomance: Are you serious?!
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Yes.
1moreRomance: How do they ever stay up?
IAmNOTABoy: Belt.
1moreRomance: You're ridiculous. I'm buying you a dress.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I don't want a dress.
1moreRomance: Then I'm getting you a blouse and skirt.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I don't want a blouse and I most certainly do not want a skirt.
1moreRomance: You cannot ask for my help and then not take what I'm giving you, Kiri-chan.
1moreRomance: I suppose I could put you in a cute top and short. . .
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I'm sorry, Ako-chan.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm being difficult.
1moreRomance: Yes, but it's okay. I was difficult too.
IAmNOTABoy: These just aren't things I'd normally wear..
1moreRomance: I think you might like them if you gave them a chance. You don't have to wear revealing things. Personally, I think it's tacky.
IAmNOTABoy: Alright...
IAmNOTABoy: I'll do what you say...oh wise one.
1moreRomance: Lol
1moreRomance: Hmmm.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Hmmm?
1moreRomance: I'm thinking.
IAmNOTABoy: About?
1moreRomance: What to put you in!
IAmNOTABoy: Oh lord.
1moreRomance: I'm not putting you in pink. It's not your color.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Thank god.
IAmNOTABoy: I hate pink.
1moreRomance: lol
IAmNOTABoy: My favorite color is blue...
1moreRomance: I can put blue in it!
IAmNOTABoy: ...Yay.
1moreRomance: !
1moreRomance: I got it!
IAmNOTABoy: ...I'm afraid to ask.
IAmNOTABoy: So, you know what?
IAmNOTABoy: I won't.
1moreRomance: Alright~
1moreRomance: Did Zero-kun give you a date for this challenge?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: No.
IAmNOTABoy: And...Zero-kun?
1moreRomance: What? He's not here.
IAmNOTABoy: Tsk tsk.
1moreRomance: Don't make me be cruel.
IAmNOTABoy: ...Huh?
1moreRomance: Nothing~
1moreRomance: Good, there's no date. This weekend I'm taking you shoe shopping!
IAmNOTABoy: ....
IAmNOTABoy: WHAT.
IAmNOTABoy: WHY.
IAmNOTABoy: CAN'T YOU GO FOR ME?
IAmNOTABoy: I DON'T WANT TO.
1moreRomance: I can't go FOR you! We don't have the same feet!
IAmNOTABoy: But I can give you my size!
IAmNOTABoy: I hate shopping!
1moreRomance: You're coming. I'm not buying you shoes that you won't like. You need to try them on to make sure they're comfortable.
1moreRomance: You cannot wear sneakers with this outfit I've decided on.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: But...I like sneakers..
1moreRomance: And you'll like shoes too.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Doubt it.
1moreRomance: Don't be so negative. You'll like how you look when I'm done~
1moreRomance: It'll be different, but a good different.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm not doing this because I want to be girly.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm doing this because I won't lose to him no matter what.
1moreRomance: Well it doesn't matter.
1moreRomance: You'll like it, even if you say you don't.
IAmNOTABoy: After I've proven that I can be girly, I'll abandon the whole thing.
1moreRomance: Okay~
1moreRomance: That's fine.
1moreRomance: But at least you tried something new.
IAmNOTABoy: ...Yeah.
IAmNOTABoy: I guess you could look at it that way.
1moreRomance: <3
1moreRomance: TOMORROW we practice your hair.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Greeat.
1moreRomance: I thought so. We'll do it before our 5 o'clock classes
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS WITH IT?
1moreRomance: Yes!
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: ....Fuck.
IAmNOTABoy: Well.
1moreRomance: Kiri!
IAmNOTABoy: Isn't looking the part only half of it?
IAmNOTABoy: How am I supposed to act?
1moreRomance: I'll teach you while I do your hair and we buy your shoes, try on clothes.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: This sounds like torture, Ako-chaaan
1moreRomance: It's not hard. I'm not making you for royalty.
1moreRomance: As long as you don't try to smash him with a hammer or punch him. . .you don't have much to change.
1moreRomance: Every lady is different.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: No violence?
IAmNOTABoy: This is torture!
1moreRomance: Wait until I make you listen to Michael.
IAmNOTABoy: ..
IAmNOTABoy: What.
IAmNOTABoy: Who is Michael.
IAmNOTABoy: That sounds like a western name.
1moreRomance: My favorite vocalist. He is.
1moreRomance: Don't you know English?
1moreRomance: It might be easier on you if you don't. I don't think you're the type to like him.
IAmNOTABoy: ...Then why do I have to listen to it.
1moreRomance: Because I will be.
IAmNOTABoy: ....
IAmNOTABoy: AWESOME. *sarcasm*
1moreRomance: I thought so.
1moreRomance: You know, if you don't want me to do this I don't have to.
1moreRomance: Ask Yuuki-chan. I'm sure she'll help you. She's cute.
IAmNOTABoy: Kiryuu said she's not very girly either.
IAmNOTABoy: And I wanted your help.
1moreRomance: I feel loved.
IAmNOTABoy: You're the one that's my friend.
1moreRomance: You're not friends with Yuuki-chan?
IAmNOTABoy: Well, I think she's nice.
IAmNOTABoy: But I don't think she likes me.
IAmNOTABoy: I don't follow the whole "respecting your elders" thing. She's always lecturing me about it.
1moreRomance: Well that's only because she's in love with Kaname-kun. She probably wouldn't care as much if she weren't.
IAmNOTABoy: ...But she doesn't lecture me about disrespecting him.
IAmNOTABoy: She lectures me about disrespecting Aidou.
1moreRomance: If she lectured you about Kaname-kun, it would be obvious that she liked him. Wouldn't it? Talking to you about someone she doesn't faun over is much easier.
1moreRomance: Gasp!
IAmNOTABoy: ...But it's obvious she likes him, anyway...
IAmNOTABoy: And it's obvious that he likes her.
1moreRomance: We can show Aidou-kun too~ You'll win two boys at once, Kiri!
IAmNOTABoy: And it's obvious that Kiryuu likes her as well--WHAT.
IAmNOTABoy: I'M NOT TRYING TO WIN ANY BOYS.
1moreRomance: You know what I mean. Aidou-kun doesn't think you're very girlie either.
1moreRomance: Now you can prove him and everyone wrong~
1moreRomance: It's a brilliant plan.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: But.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm not girly.
IAmNOTABoy: I know I'm not. I just want to prove that I can be.
1moreRomance: Well I want to know; are you doing this for them or for yourself?
1moreRomance: Why should you have to prove you anything but yourself?
IAmNOTABoy: Because I was challenged.
IAmNOTABoy: I can't back down from a challenge.
1moreRomance: So if someone were to challenge you to jump off a bridge you'd do it?
IAmNOTABoy: Yes.
1moreRomance: Even if it was a really high one that you could die from, and not some dinky bridge in someone's backyard?
IAmNOTABoy: Yep.
1moreRomance: Sigh.
1moreRomance: I'm going to go think of boy things in the shower. Talk to you later, Kiri-chan~
1moreRomance: Ah~
IAmNOTABoy: ...All nice and clean?
1moreRomance: Aye aye!
IAmNOTABoy: Nice.
1moreRomance: Are you prepared for tomorrow then?
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*** "IAmNOTABoy" signed on at Wed Aug 06 23:14:10 2008.
IAmNOTABoy: Sorry, sorry!
IAmNOTABoy: I got distracted by RE...and fell asleep at my tv
1moreRomance: RE~?
IAmNOTABoy: Resident Evil...?
1moreRomance: Oh. I see.
IAmNOTABoy: Yeah.
IAmNOTABoy: Zombies.
1moreRomance: Not girlie.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: No one can see me in my dorm room, so it doesn't matter~~
1moreRomance: I'll know.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: So?
1moreRomance: Just saying.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Well.
IAmNOTABoy: What do I need to do to be
IAmNOTABoy: 'Prepared'
1moreRomance: Shower before I come over. You don't have to wash your hair if you don't want, I just need it getting dry.
IAmNOTABoy: ...Fine.
1moreRomance: ?
1moreRomance: Do you hate showers too?
IAmNOTABoy: No.
IAmNOTABoy: But I don't like the prospect of you doing my hair in the morning.
IAmNOTABoy: *was hoping you'd forget*
1moreRomance: Nah. Not in the morning, just before our 5 PM class.
IAmNOTABoy: Same thing.
IAmNOTABoy: It's a nocturnal morning.
1moreRomance: Whatever~
IAmNOTABoy: Sigh.
IAmNOTABoy: DO WE HAVE TO START TOMORROW?
1moreRomance: Yes!
IAmNOTABoy: Whyyyy?
1moreRomance: You need to get used to it.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm only going to do this for a day!
IAmNOTABoy: A day is all I need.
IAmNOTABoy: So shouldn't we just wait until we're completely ready and then..er..surprise everyone?
1moreRomance: No.
1moreRomance: I've never worked with your hair. What if I don't like what I do tomorrow?
1moreRomance: Then I'll know what not to do the day you show up their sorry faces.
IAmNOTABoy: This sounds like such a hassle
1moreRomance: You're the one sitting there.
1moreRomance: !
1moreRomance: You've never been pampered before. . .
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Pampered?
1moreRomance: You know. Sat around all day while people do things for you?
1moreRomance: Get your hair done?
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Why would I want to do that?
1moreRomance: Because it's fun.
IAmNOTABoy: Sounds boring.
1moreRomance: You're missing out. But if you like what you like, okay!
IAmNOTABoy: ...Okay.
1moreRomance: I bet you tomorrow you'll like when I do your hair.
IAmNOTABoy: I bet I won't..
1moreRomance: I haven't met one girl who doesn't like it. Tom boy or not.
IAmNOTABoy: ..I'll just be.
IAmNOTABoy: Sitting there.
IAmNOTABoy: Doing nothing.
1moreRomance: Yes.
1moreRomance: That is the point.
IAmNOTABoy: Having someone tug at my hair.
IAmNOTABoy: THAT'S SO BORING.
1moreRomance: But it's the feeling~
IAmNOTABoy: I LIKE DOING THINGS.
1moreRomance: Talk to me~
IAmNOTABoy: ...Not really what I meant.
IAmNOTABoy: Although I do enjoy our conversations..
1moreRomance: You learn so much~
IAmNOTABoy: ...Oh yes.
IAmNOTABoy: I learn so much
1moreRomance: Mhm.
1moreRomance: I'd tell you more, but you don't ask and therefore I won't tell.
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Okay~
1moreRomance: You know you have so much you want to know!
IAmNOTABoy: ...I don't have any questions though.
1moreRomance: None you're wiling to ask~
IAmNOTABoy: ...None in general~
IAmNOTABoy: OH.
IAmNOTABoy: How did your date with Shiki go~
1moreRomance: What date?
IAmNOTABoy: The date that you said wasn't a date.
IAmNOTABoy: Even though it was.
1moreRomance: It wasn't a date, and it went fine.
IAmNOTABoy: Mmhm~Sure it wasn't.
IAmNOTABoy: Everyone in this school is so easy to read.
IAmNOTABoy: They're crushes are so obvious.
1moreRomance: Like yours?
IAmNOTABoy: *Their
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I don't have one.
IAmNOTABoy: I've never had one.
1moreRomance: Sure
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: What is that supposed to mean?
1moreRomance: Nothing~
IAmNOTABoy: .....
IAmNOTABoy: Tell me what you mean.
IAmNOTABoy: Or I'll tell everyone you love Shiki-senpai.
1moreRomance: Go ahead~
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: AKO.
IAmNOTABoy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
1moreRomance: Nothing~
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Ako.
IAmNOTABoy: Tell me. Please?
1moreRomance: I meant nothing.
IAmNOTABoy: IAmNOTABoy: They're crushes are so obvious.
"Ako/Sou": Like yours?
IAmNOTABoy: Who do you think I like?
1moreRomance: No one~
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: Then why did you say it.
1moreRomance: Because I can!
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: That makes no...
IAmNOTABoy: ...
IAmNOTABoy: I'm done speaking to you right now.
IAmNOTABoy: I'm off to play video games~
1moreRomance: Good, go. Make sure you're washed tomorrow~
IAmNOTABoy: I shower everyday.
IAmNOTABoy: Because I sweat everyday.
IAmNOTABoy: I don't like smelling like decomposing corpses~
1moreRomance: Good.
1moreRomance: Wonderful.
1moreRomance: Brilliant.