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[ed_mac_1]

Okay, Does everyone remember Betty?(me toilet) Well she has a leak that has caused our water bill to go from 80 bucks a month to 300 FREAKIN BUCKS THIS MONTH. When I read the water I literally shit me pants(4real). Piece of shit toliet, I knew we should of got rid of her. Anyways, GRANDMA BRIGDET UPDATE: she is 'probably' going to be fine. She had

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[al_killman]

This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as bitches and whores.

Thats my favorite part. We need to do more of those. Too bad Jakie;s not here to do them with us anymore.

I dont like old people either. I also dont like Florida, so my idea is to put everyone over 65 or 70 on Florida, and get everyone else off Florida, and then cut it off. It'd randomly float around the oceans, and the old people would be all happy together. Sorta like what the eskimos do with their elderly.

I hope grandma Brigdet is ok.

I always knew that Betty was trouble.

Damn straight!

[ed_mac_1]

Betty is a bitch. Yeah we should write more of them. We should get together soon (like next Friday, July9) before I go to Chicago and write some more.