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Okay, Does everyone remember Betty?(me toilet) Well she has a leak that has caused our water bill to go from 80 bucks a month to 300 FREAKIN BUCKS THIS MONTH. When I read the water I literally shit me pants(4real). Piece of shit toliet, I knew we should of got rid of her. Anyways, GRANDMA BRIGDET UPDATE: she is 'probably' going to be fine. She had to get a colonostopy yesterday because the doctor thinks she has internal bleeding. Stupid people at the hospital won't let Ian go see her because 'he isn't over the age of 14'and, according to me dad ' youngins bother the old farts'. ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE HOSPITAL NEED TO CRAWL UNDER A FRINKIN ROCK AND DIED! THE WORLD WILL BE BETTER OFF WITH OUT YOU PIECES OF SHIT!!!! I think I should build a hospital that people over the age of 65 can't attend, even if they are in cardiac arrest. Too bad. Go die at home. Idiots. Except me Grandma Lou and Granpa Art. They can come to me hospital. I took a couple of Sarah's quizs:
What colour are you------ You're chocolate. You're the old soul type, people feel that they have known you their entire life. Many often open up to you for they view you as thoughtful and trustworthy. Although people trust you, you have a hard time trusting them. You prefer to keep your feelings bottled up inside, or display them very quietly. It is alright to open up every once in a while.
Colour wearing---You should be wearing the colour....Purple! Purple creates mystery, and is associated with royalty. You are a very interesting person, and have a variety of friends. Purple, would look great on you!
Me eyes----Your: Wondering eyes. Your not quite focused and your quite the day dreamer. Your a bit odd and as many say "Your head is in the clouds
Okay. Now Iam going to post one of Jakie stories from the book I bought a BAM last Thursday:
BEARS
If you go to some poopie place like Yellowstone National Butthole, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and anui. The most important of these is the bear. There are 3 kinds of bears: the grizzly bear, the smelly bear, and the poopie bear. Bears spend most of their time crapping or shiteing. They look very fab, but if you make them jake-i-fied they may bite your Keri. Bears will come up to your car and beg for brussel sprouts. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their crapholes together and pretend to be pooping. But to don't get out of your poopmobile or offer the bears rice crispies or biscottis. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as bitches and whores. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation whoreingly and not get eaten by the phatnom menace.
That is all for right now, enjoy!!
What colour are you------ You're chocolate. You're the old soul type, people feel that they have known you their entire life. Many often open up to you for they view you as thoughtful and trustworthy. Although people trust you, you have a hard time trusting them. You prefer to keep your feelings bottled up inside, or display them very quietly. It is alright to open up every once in a while.
Colour wearing---You should be wearing the colour....Purple! Purple creates mystery, and is associated with royalty. You are a very interesting person, and have a variety of friends. Purple, would look great on you!
Me eyes----Your: Wondering eyes. Your not quite focused and your quite the day dreamer. Your a bit odd and as many say "Your head is in the clouds
Okay. Now Iam going to post one of Jakie stories from the book I bought a BAM last Thursday:
BEARS
If you go to some poopie place like Yellowstone National Butthole, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and anui. The most important of these is the bear. There are 3 kinds of bears: the grizzly bear, the smelly bear, and the poopie bear. Bears spend most of their time crapping or shiteing. They look very fab, but if you make them jake-i-fied they may bite your Keri. Bears will come up to your car and beg for brussel sprouts. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their crapholes together and pretend to be pooping. But to don't get out of your poopmobile or offer the bears rice crispies or biscottis. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as bitches and whores. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation whoreingly and not get eaten by the phatnom menace.
That is all for right now, enjoy!!