Everybody sing along:

[ectophylla]

(to the tune of Camptown Races)

'Phylla has a spiffy bike
weightless and red
Partly due to Mom and Dad
bike all the day

'Phylla has a spiffy bike
dropbars, more gears
It's much more fun than hunting jobs
bike all the day

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!