Sabotaging birth control methods (be it condoms, pills, the patch, the ring, what have you) is nothing to fucking joke about. Especially when it happens every. single. day. Seriously. Google "reproductive coercion" sometime ( Read more... )

DEAR AMERICA:

DON'T WE HAVE BETTER FUCKING THINGS TO DO THAN WORRY ABOUT BASIC CHILDREN'S PETS?!

L2NOTBSTUPID

DON'T TAKE MY LOLA AWAY FROM ME

KTHNXBAI

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Why would you ban animals like Guinea Pigs? They can't survive in the wild, thus they're not a threat ( Read more... )

Dear Licensed Drivers in Maryland Everywhere ( Read more... )

We never should have done it. This bailout was a horrible idea.

Fuck saving the banks. Fuck the lenders and stockbrokers. What about us? The people that have the loans? The people that can barely scrape the costs of living?

Where's my bailout, George?

Fuck you and your Selective Color.

So, through 10-lyricons, I just found out that Fall Out Boy did a cover of Michael Jackson's Beat It (one of my favorites)

I listened to the song for around 30 seconds before my ears started bleeding.

I think it gave me cancer.

Why must horrible bands cover brilliant songs?

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits

So George Carlin died last night. Seriously. This makes my day suck so much more. His 1990 special "Doin' it Again" was one of the first things I can remember watching on TV with my dad. I had no idea what was going on (I was only 3 at the time >.>), but I had such a good time just hanging ( Read more... )