[Thread] Superdickery

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Characters: Faye Valentine (OU), OPEN
Where: The Plaza.
When: Midmorning, after the end of the love potion plot.
Summary: Faye comes to her senses and is VERY ANGRY. She goes outside to throw a fit vent.
Warnings: Anger. Definitely some swearing. Probably a LOT of swearing. Possibly violence.

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[ooc: Pup goes "(another) CHANCE!". I was gonna have him jump into your tea-thread but, yeah, stuff happened.]

"Hey, Miss, you OK?" Gojyo asked the girl as he walked towards her, trying not to look as if he had ran the rest of the way to where he had heard someone screaming, only to find her alone, not tied down, not being kidnapped or...anything. She was probably just venting out her frustrations or something.

"What's gotten a pretty lady like you all worked up?" he asked as he slipped a pack of cigarettes out of his backpocket, lighting one up before offering the rest to her. If she smoked, she sure looked as if she needed a stick. "Whatever it is, you shouldn't let it get to you. Not good for your looks, you know."

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Faye snapped her head around to eye the approaching stranger. She narrowed her eyes at his complimentary words, her hackles rising. Any other day she would've played along, given him the smoldering looks and flirtatious words that made men think she wanted them. Any other day she would've enjoyed doing so more than a little, since this particular mysterious stranger was actually pretty damn good looking.

But today she was so very NOT in the mood.

She glared at him silently for a few moments, clenching her jaw, before replying with a low growl, "I really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Hate this place." She spoke quietly, her anger only barely, just barely subdued and contained. "And I'll fucking let it get to me if I damn well please!" she finished with a snarl. She eyed the cigarettes for a moment, then snatched the pack out of his hands. She tapped one out of the box and shoved it between her lips, handing the box back to him. Then she shoved her hands into her pockets and gave him a look that was both expectant and

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Gojyo whistled low as he leaned forward with his lighter towards her, glad he actually had one this time instead of the usual matches. He didn't think she'd appreciate matches in her mood right now, even if one would get her stick lit. A pissed off beauty. She was still pretty though, even pissed, so he decided to stick around.

"Meh, it's not that bad," Gojyo said, taking a drag off his cigarette. That was probably not the best thing to say, and he knew it, but it was also his standard reply to people griping about econtra and the words just sort of popped out of his mouth. A wrinkle appeared between the gorgeou's redhead's brows. "What's wrong? You got caught up in another resident's entertainment or somethin'?"

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Faye found the redhead's flippant behavior annoying. ...On the other hand, nicotine. She leaned in to meet the flame of his lighter, puffing a few times to get the cigarette glowing, then taking a deep drag. She blew out an immense cloud of smoke with an aggravated sigh, not aiming for the stranger's face, but not trying real hard to avoid it either.

She narrowed her eyes at his careless response. "It's fucking bad enough," she growled. She took another drag on her cigarette, glaring at him before answering. "Or something. Someone drugged my God-damn tea!"

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Gojyo looked at her curiously as she smoked. First woman here in econtra he'd seen smoking since...since Havoc. The wrinkle deepened. He missed her. He was happy with Hakkai but he sure missed her. She had kept him from going crazy, from hurting himself and kept him happy, and he might not have thrown a fit when econtra had sent her back, but it sure as hell had fucking hurt a fucking a lot.

"Tea?" he repeated, remembering reading some people talking about in their journal posts. Everyone seemed to be into tea these days, and roomies had been leaving bottles in refs to share. There was always tea in their apartment because of Hakkai, so Gojyo had not really noticed. "What happened?" he asked, knowing well what spiked drinks often led to. It happened all the time at the bars.

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Faye glanced at the redhead, who was staring at her a little and frowning. She raised an eyebrow in challenge, her expression clearly demanding 'what are you looking at?'

Faye scowled. "Found this tea in my fridge, I drank it and all of a sudden I'm delusional. Made me moon over this random teenager and this... this... weird furry bat thing like they're hot shit. Made me-" She cut herself off, turning her head to glare through an inoffensive and innocent patch of empty air. "Made me think about things I'd rather not think about," she muttered darkly, narrowing her eyes.

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At the raised eyebrow, Gojyo gave her half a shrug, though he couldn't get the frown to leave his face. He waved the hand that held his cigarette, motioning for her to continue and careful not to look as if he was letting his mind wander off.

"A love potion then?" he said, blinking at her. "There was something like that before too, except it was a lust potion. I ended up sleeping with my girlfriend for the first time and then my roomie--" OK, that was probably too much info, right there. "--At least you didn't run into some creep, right? That would have been the worst." He'd have to check if Hakkai drank that tea...

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"Love potion? ...Bloody hell, of course it was. Probably that Morgana bitch again," she muttered. She made a face at the thought of a lust potion, and the thought of being compelled to sleep with random people. "Eeeeecchhh," she commented, looking like she eaten something nasty. "Thank God, no." She took another drag to get the imaginary bad taste out of her mouth.

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Gojyo laughed. "See? So there are worse things that can happen. You know," he said, winking. "Small things like that, a pretty girl like yourself shouldn't worry about 'em. You'll only grow older faster." He paused. "The name's Gojyo. I've never seen you around before. How long have you been here?"

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Faye glared at him. "It's not funny, and it's pretty God-damned bad," she growled, her voice low and dangerous. How dare he mock her pain?! To be sure, he didn't know there was any pain involved, but Faye was not at her most rational right now. She entertained the thought of kicking him in the shins.

Faye eyed him, then responded shortly, "Faye Valentine. Months.

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"Yeah, but not the worst," Gojyo insisted. "How many monthsss?" he asked, mimicking her emphasis but exaggerating it just a little bit more. Instead of being intentionally annoying or flirtatious, he was just winging it and spouting whatever came to mind. Careless, and more than likely not a good move. "'Cuz I'm pretty sure I'd have remembered if I'd seen anyone as gorgeous as you."

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"Almost three months," replied Faye acidly. Almost as an afterthought, she tried to stomp on his foot with the heel of her boot. "You're being an ass," she hissed.

Faye gave him a blank stare. "God, could you try any harder to get into my pants? I'm not that easy. I'm sure I haven't met you before, I would've remembered someone this annoying." She took a drag off of her cigarette, blowing out a cloud of smoke. This time she was aiming for his face.

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Gojyo moved his foot away as her boot tried to make a landing on top of it, and laughed at her observation as he waved the smoke away. "I'm not trying to," he half-lied. "Really. You're pretty, but bitchy. My boyfriend's a lot nicer than you." He smirked. "It suits you though. The bitchy attitude, I mean."

Another drag, the smoke coming out of his nostrils. "Three months, huh? I've been here about a year longer."

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Again with the blank stare. "Of course I'm bitchy, I had a bad day. Bad two days. ...So glad you approve," she drawled sarcastically. She rolled her eyes. "Boyfriend. Uh-huh."

Faye had come to the conclusion that this Gojyo guy was a freaking weirdo. But at least bitching at him was a good distraction.

"Good God," she muttered, "if I'm here that long I think I'll shoot myself."

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Gojyo shook his head. She really hated that face it look like. "It's not that bad," he repeated, though quietly, probably not loud enough for her to hear. "Let's hope you don't stay that long then," he said, giving her another half-shrug, "Did you leave someone behind or something, and that's why you're all worked up? He's a lucky guy," he said, without waiting for her answer. "Tall, lanky, smokes...probably dorky," he snickered, though his one visible red eye watched her carefully.

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Faye went completely white and froze, staring at Gojyo like a deer caught in the headlights. Did he... did he just...? Faye's brain was dazed with shock. Her throat worked, but she couldn't find any words, so she continued to do her impression of someone who had just been slapped. (Ask for it at parties.)

((Ahahaha! "She really hated that face," lol! XDDDD And LOW BLOW, GOJYO! LOW BLOW!))