soiree scandals

Jun 03, 2007 00:43

I intentionally left 10 minutes late so that I would not be the first guest to arrive.
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I was the first guest to arrive.
I was greeted by the family pet, a grandmother, a grandfather, the mother, and the host (in that order.) When I introduced myself to the mother, she said in a thoughtful, finally-I-meet-you tone, "oooh you're Yi Yu!" I still don't know why it was the case. At least it wasn't a bad "oooh."

A first comment to the host: "You lied. I do have to drive past cows to get to your house."

It's 12:40 and I'm tired. But the last hours of this past day were not ill-spent.
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