The Belarose Legacy: Generation 1.1
Yay... an update to this.
Sorry it's been a while. I sort of got side tracked with playing "Tales of the Abyss" and fangirling over Jade and also Dist with his floaty chair... XD
WARNING
Contains vast amounts of girly-men, age defying sims, lots 'o gay, revenge of the ovens, editsim abuse, preg of men.
You have been WARNED! :D
Oh no! What's going on!?
Luma: "I don't get why I keep craving autumn salad!"
Then the realization hit him.
Luma: "Well, I must be pregnant. It's the only logical explanation".
Torgo: "Honey... why are you wearing such normal clothing today? Where is your frilly shirt and painfully tight pants?"
Luma: "I'm getting ready for the baby I am having!".
Torgo: "WHAAAAT!?!?"
Torgo: "BUT you're a MAN!!!"
Luma: "I think future male-preg is a side effect derived from eating those olestra chips back in the day.
But now you need to leave and buy this stupid bottle I keep discussing!"
Torgo: "Okay!" :D
Torgo got lost downtown while thinking of the explosive diarrhea and malepreg symptoms caused by diet potato chips.
He forgot to buy anything.
He did see this guy with intimidating biceps though.
Luma: "Where is my stupid husband! I'm a man and I'm pregnant! He should not be leaving me alone!!"
Torgo went back out and bought some baby books. No one knows how he got ones to help with man preg.
Torgo: "I'm GOOD for something!!!". :D
Wow Luma. Very attractive.....
Luma: "Stop reading that book and pay attention to me!! I'm waddling with style!!"
Torgo: "STOP CALLING ME! NO! I do not want your spring rolls opportunity!!"
*Wants spring rolls*
Normal male/male behavior.
Torgo: "So where exactly is this baby growing inside you?"
Luma: "I don't know! I'm not at that part yet!"
Oh no! Luma is in labour! Apparently...
Torgo is being very calm and helpful.
He's not freaking out.
Still Screaming as Luma, who has the opposite problem, decides that fixing the bed takes priority over getting to the hospital.
Luma: "Okay, I'm done cleaning. Let's go".
I'm sure all the doctors in the hospital will know exactly what to do with a pregnant man. This is so normal after all.
Why is genie-man primping outside the hospital?
Oh. I think it's waiting to steal the baby and take it into a time warp to a hundred years ago.
No... I'm confusing him with a similar character from the game "Shadow of Destiny".
Torgo: "HEY! Are you a fan of MC Hammer? I like your Hammer pants! Or are those Genie Pants?"
Torgo: "Do you live in a lamp? If I put my ear up to your lamp will I hear the song "Can't Touch This" playing?
Sort of like a seashell?"
Janus Djinni: "YES".
Torgo made a buddy!
Now GO HOME to your child!!!
And he does. Thankfully.
So this is a boy. His name is Lumi.
Luma named him because Torgo was too busy talking with and about genies and hammer pants.
Lumi's starting traits are Grumpy and Brave.
I randomized them. So now we have a grumpy baby. Oh joy!
Favourites:
Music - Indie
Food - Peanut Butter and Jelly
Colour - Pink
Yes. PINK
FORMULA!
Torgo: "Yay! Your existence defies the laws of nature!"
Torgo has to put the baby down immediately because of his horrible overwhelming need to check the sink for the 100th time.
Luma: "No Torgo. You cannot use sink checking as an excuse to get out of babysitting!
And don't re-read the malepreg books in an attempt to ignore me!".
Torgo: "Can we have sex now that you are not pregged anymore and now that the baby is sleeping?"
Luma: "No" :DDDDD
Cooking distracts Torgo from lack of sex.
This dish is now called Rage-atouille.
No! Floor baby!!!
And yay. Toddler time.
Lumi is still looking cute! Except for his no-hair.
Fixed.
He has Torgo's skin tone and hair colour... but Luma's eye colour. :D
Luma: "Can you say Rolling pin? It's the thing I beat your other Daddy with when he checks the sink too much!" :D
Lumi: :D
(Talking is boring).
(Is time for peg box).
(No Dad why?! It was Peg box time!)
Torgo: "No more Peg box! It's time for surprise dinner!"
SURPRISE!!
OMNOMNOM! Brown Mystery mush surprise passes the test. Somehow....
Lumi: "Rolling Pin!"
Torgo: D:
Torgo: "I demand you unlearn that!".
Lumi: "....?"
Lumi: "Rolling ....pwn?".
Torgo: T_T
Innocently eating rage-atouille.
My favourite room in the house again.
Walking skillz!!!
Apparently hates the potty. Like his parents hate the toilet.
He loves Rocket ships though.
Really loves Rocket Ships.
Really REALLY Loves Rocket ships!!!
Torgo. The unimaginable genius of the universe, has just scared the crap out of himself by autonomously watching the scary channel.
Torgo: "Oh NO! The booger-man is going to get me!!!"
Torgo: *GASP* "WHAT WAS THAT SOUND!!!??"
Lumi: "ROCKET SHIP!!!!"
2 hours later sim time.
He has lost TV privaledges. He's too stupid to be left alone with anything.
Torgo: "Waaah... Luma... come home soon please! I'm Scared of the Jason and the Freddy and the booger-man!"
Luma finally gets home from work.
Luma: "This is WHY I dread leaving the house!!"
Torgo: "Save me from the booger-man! I swear I heard him under my bed! He was playing pogs and he stole my slammer!!!"
Torgo: "Quick! Scare him out with your rolling pin!!!"
Luma: "Calm down you fool!!!"
Torgo: "Why don't you take me seriously?? It's an emergency!"
Luma: "Because you don't even own pogs anymore you idiot. So the booger-man cannot possibly steal your slammer!"
Torgo: "Oh yeah..." :D
Torgo: "You always make everything better! I luv u!"
Luma: "................" -_-;
The Next day. Torgo was going stir crazy. So he went to visit his neighbour across the street. Scarlet Deville.
Torgo: "WOW!!!"
Torgo: "You have a way better TV than I do!!! Do you get the scary channel??"
Torgo: :D
Scarlet: ".............."
Torgo breaks the silence with some very appropriate discussion on garbage.
Torgo: "Yea, so we ran out of Trash bags the other day! Because I forgot to buy some for like, the fifth time!!"
Torgo: "So we had to put all the trash right in the can without a bag!"
Torgo: "And it really smelled and was leaky and gross!"
Scarlet is SOMEHOW enjoying this subject.
Torgo: "And THEN.. there were these giant flies buzzing around! So I had to go to Wal-Mart to get some scented raid!!"
Scarlet: :D
Scarlet: "So did Wal-mart have the raid? Did you get rid of the flies? Did your Garbage smell better???"
Torgo: "YEA! It all worked out great!!!"
Torgo: "But that was until I saw the ladybug!"
Scarlet: "WHAAAAT!?"
Torgo: "Yep!"
Luma: "Where did my idiot go NOW!?".
And so. Because Scarlet is clearly insane. Torgo is sent home.
Torgo: "I'm home!.
Only Lumi seems to care right now.
Torgo decides to make Stu Surprise.
Much to everyone's dismay.
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!
What an idiot. Seriously. He has about 5-6 cooking skill. This should not happen!
Luma: "GAHH!! WTF DID YOU DO!!??"
Torgo: "... Surprise?"
What IS this?
Luma: "NO MY KITCHEN!!!"
Torgo: "I don't like this surprise!!" D:
And finally. The fireman arrived and did his job!
Luma: "YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM THE STOVE!!!"
Torgo: "Please don't rolling pwn me!"
Luma: "I THINK YOU BURNT MY ROLLING PIN!!!!"
Luma: "I'm NOT cleaning this!"
Yes Torgo.
This black oven will forever be a representation of your fail!
Until Luma replaces it.
What's HAPPENING?
The fire was a birthday celebration apparently!
Child Lumi is here!
He rolled the Clumsy trait though.
So now he's got:
Grumpy
Brave
Clumsy
Torgo's fire and lack of funds = only one stupid bed. D:
Torgo decides to leave again because Luma is sick of his stupid. He decides to visit another neighbour who is NOT Count D.
His name is Qiao Wu. No relation to Count D.
Luma: "Stupid Torgo! Now *I* have to make the stu surprise with an appropiate non-fire related surprise!!"
Yay. A new bed for Lumi. Too bad it's in his parents room. This guarantees lack of sex for Torgo and more Rage-atouille.
Torgo is still harassing NOT Count D.
Lumi: "What IS THIS? Soo-sheee?"
Oh oh. Torgo Better leave. Qiao Wu's Boyfriend and his mullet decided to come over.
Torgo: "......"
Torgo: "................."
*Insert epic opera music accompanied by ominous latin chanting*
Torgo comes to the realization that he has a new founded fear of ovens!
Randy: "DUDE! What is that guy doing to your oven!? Get him out! I want to get laid!"
Qiao: "I think it best you leave now, Torgo".
Torgo has decided he'd rather stand outside like a perv than go home to his sex-less house.
Lumi has decided to confront the miniature version of his dad's arch nemesis.
*Insert MORE epic opera music accompanied by ominous latin chanting*
What IS this???
Apparently it's proof that the apple does not fall far from the tree.
Oven: "Muahahaha, I will succeed where my father had failed!.
Lumi is too brave to care about talking play ovens seeking revenge.
How did that random square pan become this? No one will ever know!
Obsession.
It's the first day of school. Behold the happiness!
:D
Torgo: "I hate the world!"
Lumi: "I hate the football!"
Torgo: "I hate the flowers!"
Lumi: "I don't know if I hate the art..."
BTW. They are watching the kids station.
Oven: "I will avenge my brother. You will pay dearly for your crimes!"
Luma: "No. 1+1 does NOT equal "windows". Try again!"
Torgo: "WOW! That muffin looks better than the crap I just made!"
................... Why? Why do you DO this???
Apparently Torgo was so scared he threw a television-breaking conniption fit.
Luma: "WHY??!!"
No matter how many promotions Luma gets, he still never escapes fug-hat.
It's a gift Luma got at work! :D
It's SATURDAY! So Torgo and Lumi decide to go to the PARK!! :DDDDD
YYaaaaAAAaaaaY!!! >:DDDDD
Who wears formal wear to the park???
Torgo: "I like spice BROWN!!!"
Lumi: "Mmmm.. Random Park Hot-dog!"
This VERY serious Businessman is hanging out at the park too.
Out of all the people there, Lumi decides to talk to the most serious person.
Is time for tag?
This guy apparently thinks tag is VERY serious business.
Luma: "Okay. I'm home. We are all going out to dinner... NOW!!"
Luma: "Do you NOT like this red lipstick????"
Torgo... has a use besides that of finding male-preg books.
Today is grilled-cheese sandwich day. It's also Lumi's birthday party!!!
WTF is THIS? It was not invited!
Apparently this household does not know how to answer a door.
Qiao is disgusted by the party-crasher it would seem.
Randy: "I brought HOT DOGS!!!".
GTFO NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!
Laughing AT and NOT WITH.
It's Scarlet and the very Serious Businessman who is Lumi's BEST FRIEND now for reasons unknown to me!!
Time to GROW!
OMFG NO! Your TEEN version looks like a MONKEY! *cries*
And that hair is making me cry.
You two should be making hot kids. Not monkies! What's wrong with you!?
Hair fixed. But nose = too high D:<
Anyways... as a teen he rolled absent-minded. Ew...
So now he's got:
Grumpy
Brave
Clumsy
Absent-Minded
Whatta winner!
Luma: "Hey Torgo... do you want to have another kid and some sex finally?"
Torgo: "OMFG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so.... Torgo did not make anymore rage-atouille that night and all was well!
.....To Be Continued.
Missed some?
The Belarose Legacy: Generation 1.0
Sorry it's been a while. I sort of got side tracked with playing "Tales of the Abyss" and fangirling over Jade and also Dist with his floaty chair... XD
WARNING
Contains vast amounts of girly-men, age defying sims, lots 'o gay, revenge of the ovens, editsim abuse, preg of men.
You have been WARNED! :D
Oh no! What's going on!?
Luma: "I don't get why I keep craving autumn salad!"
Then the realization hit him.
Luma: "Well, I must be pregnant. It's the only logical explanation".
Torgo: "Honey... why are you wearing such normal clothing today? Where is your frilly shirt and painfully tight pants?"
Luma: "I'm getting ready for the baby I am having!".
Torgo: "WHAAAAT!?!?"
Torgo: "BUT you're a MAN!!!"
Luma: "I think future male-preg is a side effect derived from eating those olestra chips back in the day.
But now you need to leave and buy this stupid bottle I keep discussing!"
Torgo: "Okay!" :D
Torgo got lost downtown while thinking of the explosive diarrhea and malepreg symptoms caused by diet potato chips.
He forgot to buy anything.
He did see this guy with intimidating biceps though.
Luma: "Where is my stupid husband! I'm a man and I'm pregnant! He should not be leaving me alone!!"
Torgo went back out and bought some baby books. No one knows how he got ones to help with man preg.
Torgo: "I'm GOOD for something!!!". :D
Wow Luma. Very attractive.....
Luma: "Stop reading that book and pay attention to me!! I'm waddling with style!!"
Torgo: "STOP CALLING ME! NO! I do not want your spring rolls opportunity!!"
*Wants spring rolls*
Normal male/male behavior.
Torgo: "So where exactly is this baby growing inside you?"
Luma: "I don't know! I'm not at that part yet!"
Oh no! Luma is in labour! Apparently...
Torgo is being very calm and helpful.
He's not freaking out.
Still Screaming as Luma, who has the opposite problem, decides that fixing the bed takes priority over getting to the hospital.
Luma: "Okay, I'm done cleaning. Let's go".
I'm sure all the doctors in the hospital will know exactly what to do with a pregnant man. This is so normal after all.
Why is genie-man primping outside the hospital?
Oh. I think it's waiting to steal the baby and take it into a time warp to a hundred years ago.
No... I'm confusing him with a similar character from the game "Shadow of Destiny".
Torgo: "HEY! Are you a fan of MC Hammer? I like your Hammer pants! Or are those Genie Pants?"
Torgo: "Do you live in a lamp? If I put my ear up to your lamp will I hear the song "Can't Touch This" playing?
Sort of like a seashell?"
Janus Djinni: "YES".
Torgo made a buddy!
Now GO HOME to your child!!!
And he does. Thankfully.
So this is a boy. His name is Lumi.
Luma named him because Torgo was too busy talking with and about genies and hammer pants.
Lumi's starting traits are Grumpy and Brave.
I randomized them. So now we have a grumpy baby. Oh joy!
Favourites:
Music - Indie
Food - Peanut Butter and Jelly
Colour - Pink
Yes. PINK
FORMULA!
Torgo: "Yay! Your existence defies the laws of nature!"
Torgo has to put the baby down immediately because of his horrible overwhelming need to check the sink for the 100th time.
Luma: "No Torgo. You cannot use sink checking as an excuse to get out of babysitting!
And don't re-read the malepreg books in an attempt to ignore me!".
Torgo: "Can we have sex now that you are not pregged anymore and now that the baby is sleeping?"
Luma: "No" :DDDDD
Cooking distracts Torgo from lack of sex.
This dish is now called Rage-atouille.
No! Floor baby!!!
And yay. Toddler time.
Lumi is still looking cute! Except for his no-hair.
Fixed.
He has Torgo's skin tone and hair colour... but Luma's eye colour. :D
Luma: "Can you say Rolling pin? It's the thing I beat your other Daddy with when he checks the sink too much!" :D
Lumi: :D
(Talking is boring).
(Is time for peg box).
(No Dad why?! It was Peg box time!)
Torgo: "No more Peg box! It's time for surprise dinner!"
SURPRISE!!
OMNOMNOM! Brown Mystery mush surprise passes the test. Somehow....
Lumi: "Rolling Pin!"
Torgo: D:
Torgo: "I demand you unlearn that!".
Lumi: "....?"
Lumi: "Rolling ....pwn?".
Torgo: T_T
Innocently eating rage-atouille.
My favourite room in the house again.
Walking skillz!!!
Apparently hates the potty. Like his parents hate the toilet.
He loves Rocket ships though.
Really loves Rocket Ships.
Really REALLY Loves Rocket ships!!!
Torgo. The unimaginable genius of the universe, has just scared the crap out of himself by autonomously watching the scary channel.
Torgo: "Oh NO! The booger-man is going to get me!!!"
Torgo: *GASP* "WHAT WAS THAT SOUND!!!??"
Lumi: "ROCKET SHIP!!!!"
2 hours later sim time.
He has lost TV privaledges. He's too stupid to be left alone with anything.
Torgo: "Waaah... Luma... come home soon please! I'm Scared of the Jason and the Freddy and the booger-man!"
Luma finally gets home from work.
Luma: "This is WHY I dread leaving the house!!"
Torgo: "Save me from the booger-man! I swear I heard him under my bed! He was playing pogs and he stole my slammer!!!"
Torgo: "Quick! Scare him out with your rolling pin!!!"
Luma: "Calm down you fool!!!"
Torgo: "Why don't you take me seriously?? It's an emergency!"
Luma: "Because you don't even own pogs anymore you idiot. So the booger-man cannot possibly steal your slammer!"
Torgo: "Oh yeah..." :D
Torgo: "You always make everything better! I luv u!"
Luma: "................" -_-;
The Next day. Torgo was going stir crazy. So he went to visit his neighbour across the street. Scarlet Deville.
Torgo: "WOW!!!"
Torgo: "You have a way better TV than I do!!! Do you get the scary channel??"
Torgo: :D
Scarlet: ".............."
Torgo breaks the silence with some very appropriate discussion on garbage.
Torgo: "Yea, so we ran out of Trash bags the other day! Because I forgot to buy some for like, the fifth time!!"
Torgo: "So we had to put all the trash right in the can without a bag!"
Torgo: "And it really smelled and was leaky and gross!"
Scarlet is SOMEHOW enjoying this subject.
Torgo: "And THEN.. there were these giant flies buzzing around! So I had to go to Wal-Mart to get some scented raid!!"
Scarlet: :D
Scarlet: "So did Wal-mart have the raid? Did you get rid of the flies? Did your Garbage smell better???"
Torgo: "YEA! It all worked out great!!!"
Torgo: "But that was until I saw the ladybug!"
Scarlet: "WHAAAAT!?"
Torgo: "Yep!"
Luma: "Where did my idiot go NOW!?".
And so. Because Scarlet is clearly insane. Torgo is sent home.
Torgo: "I'm home!.
Only Lumi seems to care right now.
Torgo decides to make Stu Surprise.
Much to everyone's dismay.
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!
What an idiot. Seriously. He has about 5-6 cooking skill. This should not happen!
Luma: "GAHH!! WTF DID YOU DO!!??"
Torgo: "... Surprise?"
What IS this?
Luma: "NO MY KITCHEN!!!"
Torgo: "I don't like this surprise!!" D:
And finally. The fireman arrived and did his job!
Luma: "YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM THE STOVE!!!"
Torgo: "Please don't rolling pwn me!"
Luma: "I THINK YOU BURNT MY ROLLING PIN!!!!"
Luma: "I'm NOT cleaning this!"
Yes Torgo.
This black oven will forever be a representation of your fail!
Until Luma replaces it.
What's HAPPENING?
The fire was a birthday celebration apparently!
Child Lumi is here!
He rolled the Clumsy trait though.
So now he's got:
Grumpy
Brave
Clumsy
Torgo's fire and lack of funds = only one stupid bed. D:
Torgo decides to leave again because Luma is sick of his stupid. He decides to visit another neighbour who is NOT Count D.
His name is Qiao Wu. No relation to Count D.
Luma: "Stupid Torgo! Now *I* have to make the stu surprise with an appropiate non-fire related surprise!!"
Yay. A new bed for Lumi. Too bad it's in his parents room. This guarantees lack of sex for Torgo and more Rage-atouille.
Torgo is still harassing NOT Count D.
Lumi: "What IS THIS? Soo-sheee?"
Oh oh. Torgo Better leave. Qiao Wu's Boyfriend and his mullet decided to come over.
Torgo: "......"
Torgo: "................."
*Insert epic opera music accompanied by ominous latin chanting*
Torgo comes to the realization that he has a new founded fear of ovens!
Randy: "DUDE! What is that guy doing to your oven!? Get him out! I want to get laid!"
Qiao: "I think it best you leave now, Torgo".
Torgo has decided he'd rather stand outside like a perv than go home to his sex-less house.
Lumi has decided to confront the miniature version of his dad's arch nemesis.
*Insert MORE epic opera music accompanied by ominous latin chanting*
What IS this???
Apparently it's proof that the apple does not fall far from the tree.
Oven: "Muahahaha, I will succeed where my father had failed!.
Lumi is too brave to care about talking play ovens seeking revenge.
How did that random square pan become this? No one will ever know!
Obsession.
It's the first day of school. Behold the happiness!
:D
Torgo: "I hate the world!"
Lumi: "I hate the football!"
Torgo: "I hate the flowers!"
Lumi: "I don't know if I hate the art..."
BTW. They are watching the kids station.
Oven: "I will avenge my brother. You will pay dearly for your crimes!"
Luma: "No. 1+1 does NOT equal "windows". Try again!"
Torgo: "WOW! That muffin looks better than the crap I just made!"
................... Why? Why do you DO this???
Apparently Torgo was so scared he threw a television-breaking conniption fit.
Luma: "WHY??!!"
No matter how many promotions Luma gets, he still never escapes fug-hat.
It's a gift Luma got at work! :D
It's SATURDAY! So Torgo and Lumi decide to go to the PARK!! :DDDDD
YYaaaaAAAaaaaY!!! >:DDDDD
Who wears formal wear to the park???
Torgo: "I like spice BROWN!!!"
Lumi: "Mmmm.. Random Park Hot-dog!"
This VERY serious Businessman is hanging out at the park too.
Out of all the people there, Lumi decides to talk to the most serious person.
Is time for tag?
This guy apparently thinks tag is VERY serious business.
Luma: "Okay. I'm home. We are all going out to dinner... NOW!!"
Luma: "Do you NOT like this red lipstick????"
Torgo... has a use besides that of finding male-preg books.
Today is grilled-cheese sandwich day. It's also Lumi's birthday party!!!
WTF is THIS? It was not invited!
Apparently this household does not know how to answer a door.
Qiao is disgusted by the party-crasher it would seem.
Randy: "I brought HOT DOGS!!!".
GTFO NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!
Laughing AT and NOT WITH.
It's Scarlet and the very Serious Businessman who is Lumi's BEST FRIEND now for reasons unknown to me!!
Time to GROW!
OMFG NO! Your TEEN version looks like a MONKEY! *cries*
And that hair is making me cry.
You two should be making hot kids. Not monkies! What's wrong with you!?
Hair fixed. But nose = too high D:<
Anyways... as a teen he rolled absent-minded. Ew...
So now he's got:
Grumpy
Brave
Clumsy
Absent-Minded
Whatta winner!
Luma: "Hey Torgo... do you want to have another kid and some sex finally?"
Torgo: "OMFG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so.... Torgo did not make anymore rage-atouille that night and all was well!
.....To Be Continued.
Missed some?
The Belarose Legacy: Generation 1.0