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Dear Ray's eyes,
Please get better soon. He needs to be able to see without everything being all blurry. Plus I'm sure people that see you think he's probably higher than the highest kite on the sweet ganja smoke. If only that were true. Plus, applying A&D ointment or vaseline on the skin around the two of you to keep it from looking like beef jerky isn't very pleasant.
I'm not asking for much. I just want my regular crappy vision back to normal. Pink eye is totally gay. Don't be gay. That is all.
Please get better soon. He needs to be able to see without everything being all blurry. Plus I'm sure people that see you think he's probably higher than the highest kite on the sweet ganja smoke. If only that were true. Plus, applying A&D ointment or vaseline on the skin around the two of you to keep it from looking like beef jerky isn't very pleasant.
I'm not asking for much. I just want my regular crappy vision back to normal. Pink eye is totally gay. Don't be gay. That is all.