Robot [in my pants]
i was groped by a spider.
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i took a shower, and i had just dried off, and there was a little tickly feeling, and - GAH! Spider on breast! XD
Ruffian. > __ > i hope he bonked his head when i flicked him onto the floor.
Thing that gets me is he must have climbed up my leg... and that i didn't notice until he had traversed almost 3/4 of me... creeeeeeeepy...
And i hate to say it, but he was a good looking spider, if you know what i mean. ;) i bet he's a lady-killer, all swank and sexy with his slender black leather-clad legs, and his dark, gleaming eyes.
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i took a shower, and i had just dried off, and there was a little tickly feeling, and - GAH! Spider on breast! XD
Ruffian. > __ > i hope he bonked his head when i flicked him onto the floor.
Thing that gets me is he must have climbed up my leg... and that i didn't notice until he had traversed almost 3/4 of me... creeeeeeeepy...
And i hate to say it, but he was a good looking spider, if you know what i mean. ;) i bet he's a lady-killer, all swank and sexy with his slender black leather-clad legs, and his dark, gleaming eyes.