Liveblogging: House 7x10 Carrot or Stick
Yay! New House. AND NEW CASTLE TONIGHT WHOO HOO! KNOCKDOWN!!!!!
Ahem.
And #14 Notre Dame just knocked off #2 Pitt by 5 points.
Ooh, slow motion. Something dramatic is about to happen. Oh, good, upbeat music. But I've been watching House for many years now: let's play the game of 'who's going to be the POTW"?
"A Discipline Facility" hmmm
"Is your life in immediate danger?" "No...." Heh. Oh, don't be an ass, kid, as his life is now in immediate danger. Ass.
OMG YAY I TOTALLY LOVE THIS STORYLINE.
Doesn't the other room have a computer? One of his conquests work fast. "You're a whore." heh
"Oh is this where I'm supposed to disagree with you?"
Captain Micropenis hahahahaha
Boarding school or work camp? Heh. Oh, House's face. Oh, Cuddy, "you got your first A" is going to bite you in the ass. One of the many benefits of being an Army brat: avoiding the "best" preschool label. I went to the only preschool available in miles and miles and miles. One of the downsides: being stationed in the middle of nowhere so there's nothing around for miles and miles (I've seen maps where it wasn't clearly designated as a military installation, which is weird, let me tell you).
Foreman doing a procedure! Oh, Masters. Not a lot of street smarts. Plus, your dad was Classics chair; not mean streets.
Wpw, Chase. "You're a dumb whore."
"I want you to know how much your humiliation has eased my burden." Is Masters having a particularly hard time with this (Chase)?
Whoops. Oooh, poisoning. Aww, Masters. And, still, not bugging me. Someone give her a hug.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, Chase, you're actually going there. Oh, no end to the problems. Chase, honey, stop while you're ahead AND ASK SOMEONE ELSE WHO ISN'T YOUR BOSS'S BOSS'S BOSS AND DIDN'T JUST GET MARRIED. Idiot. WOW. Pretty, but dumb.
No, come back Wilson! Play!! It *has* been working well. "Her not getting in bothers you." "Not your strengths, I grant you." Who wrote this episode? Really enjoyable. "Oh crap! crap! I'm such a sucker." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Are we getting into the grey area of 'tough love." Plus nature/nurture, plus House dealing with Rachel... now we need Chase's story to fit in, too (stop being such an ass or way that he'd work hard to contact her . . . meh)
"It's not medically relevant/" Interesting.
Creepy guy at a playground. That won't raise eyebrows. hehehehehehehe "THis is in no way clever or hysterical."
Huh. Ooh, clever. Yes, doctor-patient confidentiality is very important to house. this is actually really clever. and evil. and time-consuming
DON'T DO IT FOREMAN. Awww. Forget about the other kids, focus on this kid. Shift away from the system analysis and focus on the individual.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WOW. This is amusing and fun. So he would know of what he speaks. Oh, there we go, focus on "feelings."
"You're early." NO FLASHING LIGHTS, REALLY CUDDY? REALLY? ANd Rachel just goes tdown the hall with him, holding his hand. She's adorable. Wow, he's planned this out. Most kids like the wrapping, House that's not saying much.
Aww, close kid. Heh. "NExt time, enforce the levies, army corps of engineers bad." Heh. "The goal of this game is...to not kill you."
Heh, Chase. Look at your life, look at your choices.
Oh, that kid. Well played, Show.
They put them together?
Heh, House. So much time and effort. Hee. So, this girl knows his password, mobile number, where he works, and credit card numbers.
YEs, definitely extraordinarily screwed. Heh. This is fun. Definitely the chicken thing. Hee, Foreman's nod.
Masters, changing one mind at a time. but it's also too early.
hehehehehe. "Well, this isn't weird at all." WHY ON EARTH IS SHE IN THE HOSPITAL? BWAHAHAHAHAHA dog training. heh. "Secret art project for Mommy." Wow, so many problems. But it's funny. Has Wilson officially had more screen time with Rachel than with Cuddy?
Wow, Chase, stop being an ass. Seriously, Chase, stop. "Too many sexual predators."
He stole her keys?
Heh, her face. He's putting hot sauce on a toy?!!!! Wow. C"COnversations with moralizing strangers." And yet he licks it twice. Weird. IF he changed => stick, not carrot.
DCS. Oh.
Heh, this is Barney in "The Bracket." HA, she has a boyfriend. You're not as cute as you think you are, chase.
And House visits the POTWs. Was that a lie? Or did House lie to her? Or is that what she's actually doing...
He's the father. Interesting.
Is Chase having an epiphany moment? oh, no. "Go find your bliss." Heh.
Yeah, he was already in the foster system, can't do anything about that then. meh.
Hehehehehehehe, hes wearing a hat. Not the most impressive disguise. Boyfriends are supposed to be supportive. Heh, Wow, she lied.
And he's talking about it with a clinic patient? He would be proud of it. AND HEY! CLINIC!!!!!!!
I'm sure it will provide -- there we go. Lidocaine!
Show could really explore House's fucked-up fatherness issues...but no? HL's awesome but maybe sometimes the actual words...
Come on....yes. way to go.
Yes, he did, but explain it to the cheap seats. He's an ass, sweetie. "Actions have consequences." Heh, negative reinforcement. thanks for tying it to the title of the ep! "Not on your life." Hee.
AWWWWW. "She's a smart kid, she'll be fine." And Cuddy just wants his reassurances b/c she values his opinion.
WOW. And Cuddy doesn't make too big a deal, which is good.
PROMO:
WTF!!!! 2 WEEKS?!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GOING TO BE ABOUT?! THERE'S SO MUCH RAIN OMG WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I'M SAYING IT NOW: DO. NOT. KILL. OFF. MY. CHILDHOOD. ICONS. (Chase, stay away from her). (BUT YAY! MORE CFB!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
What ethical and legal violations? How does Masters find out? Foreman's okay with covering up murder but this is too far? "You just killed her" to Cuddy? I can't imagine Cuddy going along with pulling House from the case...plus who in their right minds in that hospital would want her mother's case. Yikes. What happens?!!
OMG TWO WEEKS IS TOO LONG.
BUT OMG NEW CASTLE TONIGHT TO TIDE ME OVER!!!!!!
ETA: I can spell :D