A letter which will never be sent
Dearest Luts,
Honestly you are the bane of my existence. Seriously, sometimes I love you to death and then other times I just wanna massacre the lot of you.
You may ask why I would say such a thing. Well dear Luts I shall tell you, it is because you've been fucking us around so much as of late. You see I bought my Lu-Wen vampire head, expecting that within a few months I would be able to buy him a body from you...then you tell us that you were not planning on seperately releasing the type 3 body that he goes with (because he so obviously will not fit on a type 2 body, his head won't even fit on its locking mechanism!). You always steal all of my monies away from me, bringing out gorgeous sculpts that I had no plan to buy...for instance you are now re-releasing Breakaway, one of my most adored pretty pretty sculpts by CP but I simply don't have the funds to buy him! I was planning on buying a second hand one from eBay of the original release eventually but now you are really trying my resolve, ugh! Also I DON'T GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ABOUT YOUR ZUZU DELFS!!! OMG! A whole line of cats, whoop-dee-frickin-doo! STOP RELEASING SO MANY! Maybe if you weren't so focused on trying to release them you would be able to get more type 3 bodies from CP to sell...hey there is an idea.
Even though you irritate me to no end and make me rant and rave and curse your name, I still love you Luts (in fact as long as you keep selling CP dolls I always will), I just wish that you could show me some love and respect for once. Then again I have always been a sucker for punishment.
Yours sincerely,
Cy.
Honestly you are the bane of my existence. Seriously, sometimes I love you to death and then other times I just wanna massacre the lot of you.
You may ask why I would say such a thing. Well dear Luts I shall tell you, it is because you've been fucking us around so much as of late. You see I bought my Lu-Wen vampire head, expecting that within a few months I would be able to buy him a body from you...then you tell us that you were not planning on seperately releasing the type 3 body that he goes with (because he so obviously will not fit on a type 2 body, his head won't even fit on its locking mechanism!). You always steal all of my monies away from me, bringing out gorgeous sculpts that I had no plan to buy...for instance you are now re-releasing Breakaway, one of my most adored pretty pretty sculpts by CP but I simply don't have the funds to buy him! I was planning on buying a second hand one from eBay of the original release eventually but now you are really trying my resolve, ugh! Also I DON'T GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ABOUT YOUR ZUZU DELFS!!! OMG! A whole line of cats, whoop-dee-frickin-doo! STOP RELEASING SO MANY! Maybe if you weren't so focused on trying to release them you would be able to get more type 3 bodies from CP to sell...hey there is an idea.
Even though you irritate me to no end and make me rant and rave and curse your name, I still love you Luts (in fact as long as you keep selling CP dolls I always will), I just wish that you could show me some love and respect for once. Then again I have always been a sucker for punishment.
Yours sincerely,
Cy.