Eight Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter
Me: *Pokes*
Mom: Hey! *Pokes back*
Me: Friday. Me and Casey are going to see that movie Friday.
Mom: I haven't met Casey yet.
Me: Well, you can meet him Friday, when he comes to pick me up.
Mom: What time is the movie?
Me: No idea, I'll have to check.
Mom: He needs to be here two hours early, at least.
Me: *Jaw drops*
Mom: *Smirks*
Me: *Slowly* Are you...serious?
Mom: Nope. Gotcha.
Me: *Facepalm* I was like, "I didn't think the interview process would be quite that intrusive!"
Mom: Well, I have a questionnare for him, but he can take it home and bring it back later.
Me: *Giggles hysterically*
Mom: What, you don't think he has to read the rules for dating my teenage daughter?
Me: I don't think you're going to have to worry about stapling his pants up, cos they don't hang around his knees.
Mom: That's a point in his favor. Although I may have to staple his hair out of his eyes.
Me: *Dies laughing*
Mom: Hey! *Pokes back*
Me: Friday. Me and Casey are going to see that movie Friday.
Mom: I haven't met Casey yet.
Me: Well, you can meet him Friday, when he comes to pick me up.
Mom: What time is the movie?
Me: No idea, I'll have to check.
Mom: He needs to be here two hours early, at least.
Me: *Jaw drops*
Mom: *Smirks*
Me: *Slowly* Are you...serious?
Mom: Nope. Gotcha.
Me: *Facepalm* I was like, "I didn't think the interview process would be quite that intrusive!"
Mom: Well, I have a questionnare for him, but he can take it home and bring it back later.
Me: *Giggles hysterically*
Mom: What, you don't think he has to read the rules for dating my teenage daughter?
Me: I don't think you're going to have to worry about stapling his pants up, cos they don't hang around his knees.
Mom: That's a point in his favor. Although I may have to staple his hair out of his eyes.
Me: *Dies laughing*