I'm in Skyrim?

[ebenbrooks]

Yesterday, when I was playing Skyrim, I was looting a chest. When the chest's contents popped up, I thought for a second that it read thusly:

Amethyst
Flawless Garnet
Flawless Sapphire
Iron Sword
Eben Brooks

I had to blink a couple of times before I realized that the last item was "Elven Boots".