Recent Wilsonisms*

[ebenbrooks]

1. The other day, I was driving to my sweetie's place and happened to pass one of the "Amber Alert" signs which declared:
   
   EXPORT
   DRUNK DRIVERS
   ...except, of course, that it really said "REPORT", not "EXPORT".
   
   
2. Today on my BBC News feed, I saw a headline that I would have sworn read:
   
   "Battle rages in key Skyrim city"
   
   ...but then I saw that it really said "Syrian city".

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*For those of you who may not know what a Wilsonism is, I direct you to this post.